"Craig....why is there a bulge in your gym shorts?"
"I quit manscaping so I could grow a sweet gooche rooster for the ladies!"
"I quit manscaping so I could grow a sweet gooche rooster for the ladies!"
by Sabreraider October 25, 2013
"Dude this chick is totally into me but Dan keeps being a cock blocker"
Nah ah ah, you mean he is a rooster blocker, come man there's kids around watch your damn mouth"
Nah ah ah, you mean he is a rooster blocker, come man there's kids around watch your damn mouth"
by the chade December 23, 2011
A party where single people (or even those in relationships looking to cheat) go to get extremely drunk and find a sexual partner for the night. Partners can be swapped. And occasionally it will all turn into an orgy.
-Bro did you go to that sick rooster party last night?
-Hell yeah bro I left my girlfriend at home and went and fucked mad bitches.
-Hell yeah bro I left my girlfriend at home and went and fucked mad bitches.
by Urbandictiomarydefinermaster69 January 13, 2016
When one puts their face in another person's buttocks and moves their face back and forth while making a motor boat sound with their mouth by blowing air and making their lips flap. similar to motorboating but for the rear end.
"Last night i took it to the next level with liz, i rooster tailed her and she went wild"
"take that shot and lets go out rooster tailin!"
"take that shot and lets go out rooster tailin!"
by Dr. Frankenschmingle May 21, 2009
by SexGameRayJay September 22, 2014
by Dougie1234567890 November 12, 2006
Texas slang for cock sucker. Derived from another term for a Rooster is cock, and another term for smooch is kiss, which is close to suck.
Could mean gay, or just a jerk.
Could mean gay, or just a jerk.
"Hey Travis look at that rooster smoocher over there in the purple pants."
or
"My boss is such a rooster smoocher for making me work on Saturday."
or
"My boss is such a rooster smoocher for making me work on Saturday."
by skinnyfatty March 03, 2009