douche freeze

In certain cases when douche chill cannot convey the extreme amount of doucheyness that has just occurred.

John: Jane get under the desk.
Jane: The last guy that asked me to do that got fired for sexual harassment.

Observer 1: douche chill
Observer 2: douche freeze

by FMCC December 29, 2009

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Below Freezing

When it's below 32 degrees farenheit or 0 degrees celsius.

John: "Dude, it's cold as fuck out here."
Randy: "What does the thermostat say?"
John: "2 degrees."
Randy: "Holy shit! It's below freezing!"

by Kreepo McJiggle June 29, 2011

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When a drunk guy gets all amped up to go talk to some chicks in a bar, walks over, physically interrupts their conversation and doesn't say a thing to them after. Meanwhile his buddies are laughing/cringing from across the room.

Brock crashed and burned last night, invented a new pick-up move called the Mr. Freeze that is guaranteed to fail. Blamed it on the crondo.

by NickInMesa October 25, 2009

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brain freeze

A state where your mind simply blanks and does not work.

Looking at the copier, I suffered from acute brain freeze, as I could not differentiate between stack, group, etc., eventhough I had copied things numerous times.

by Christine Pepe May 13, 2005

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heart freeze

A rare case in which residents who reside in New Mexico suffer from.

If you drink/eat something cold and then throw it away while there is still something left because you had a "brain freeze", the next time you drink/eat something cold, you will have a heart freeze.

There has only been once case so far of a heart freeze.

A heart freeze cannot be transmitted sexually, orally, or by touch.

I just had a heart freeze!

by EmOsLuT69 January 16, 2006

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