floater

smoking spliff no grabba

i ain’t have no grabba so i rolled a floater

by 47543;) June 26, 2022

Rum Floater

When you got the beer shits real bad, and a big turd floats to the top of the toilet bowl. That's a rum floater.

The bartender at the pool wanted to know if I wanted a "rum floater" in my Pina Colada, but I had the beer shits real bad and already had a rum floater in the shitter just this morning.

by SurlyFurious November 8, 2021

FLOATER

A piece of poop that has a light buoyancy and floats in the toilet water before it is flushed.

Someone didnt flush there shit and left a floater in the toilet.

by Bigoletitays November 6, 2020

Floater-Holder

Dookie-filled panties.

Underpants are only considered Floater-Holders after being filled with floaters (dookie).

Floater should be pronounced to rhyme with "Holder"(Flolder-Holder - 'L' is silent).

Cuh 1: Dude, are you re-wearing your floater-holders today?
Cuh 2: Yeah dude. Are you?
Cuh 1: Yeah! Your mom took these off me last night.

by JackBlackthethird November 17, 2023

Floater

Social floaters are middle school age, high school age, college age people, and even sometimes full adults who don't fully belong in a set group. They come in many types and can be rather diverse. They tend to drift between individual groups in search of a place to belong or happily befriend people from all kinds of groups. They can be popular or rather hidden, the defining trait is that they don't stick around with just one group or seem to exist devoid of a group.

There's no universal trait to floaters other than the lack of a solid inter-connected friend group. Some may have severe anxiety and that may be the cause of their situation or others may be perfectly content and marching to the beat of their own drum.

Jack's a floater. He's sat at five different lunch tables this month.

by goreking October 29, 2020

Floater

To commit a sexual act, such as oral or vaginal, but right before the male ejaculates, he dumps root beer cream soda and ice cream down the partners face, abdomen, or lower back

The other day went awesome! I gave this hot girl a bomb floater and she came twice 😳

by JizzyJabrony November 25, 2019

Bloke floater

When you go to a party at a well-known TV personalities house and decide to go for a swim but forget you had been fisted and then you die only to be found a couple of hours later floating face down in a swimming pool

All I said was " Awight ... top, middle ... OR BOTTOM! ' then next minute I've got a bloke floater in my swimming pool!!: raging

Any gear left??

by Le on January 26, 2022