One who throws ass with the velocity of a small jet. One who eats ass with the velocity of a big jet. One who destroys puss. One who’s hair looks like that of Zeus. He once ate a 15 pound burger in 15 minutes…and then ate ass. He is…Dylan
by Swaggy872 November 26, 2022
Get the Dylanmug. The most amazing perfect kind hearted girl that there is. She’ll do anything for anyone. She’s beautiful, smart and funny.
by Cracker469 October 22, 2019
Get the Dylanmug. by Arlosbro February 9, 2019
Get the Dylanmug. dylan is a complete and utter boss. if you ever meet one never let him go. always wanting to be outside, dating, gaming or doing things he shouldn't a dylan is one to never give up on. big biceps, sexy looks and a great personality all come as part of the package. if you ever date a dylan never let him go. once in a relationship a dylan is devoted, kind, caring and loving provided you treat him right.
by death wants you to join him April 16, 2020
Get the dylanmug. 1) The inability to curse
2) You repeat what others say when attempting to curse
3) This disorder is usually not noticeable. If someone with the disorder is asked “Say the F word”, they will repeat most of the time. These are the first symptoms. Others with this disorder may have to go to a few private therapy sessions in order for those effected to have the courage and energy to curse.
2) You repeat what others say when attempting to curse
3) This disorder is usually not noticeable. If someone with the disorder is asked “Say the F word”, they will repeat most of the time. These are the first symptoms. Others with this disorder may have to go to a few private therapy sessions in order for those effected to have the courage and energy to curse.
Example:
Person : Say the F word.
Infected Person : The F word
If this happens, it could be a sign of dylanitis, which is a very rare disorder.
Person : Say the F word.
Infected Person : The F word
If this happens, it could be a sign of dylanitis, which is a very rare disorder.
by Undetale September 3, 2019
Get the dylanitismug. Dylan is usually a really nice guy. He won't abandon a friend unless that friend bullies other people. He'll stand p for people he hasn't even met. Some people would call him a snitch, but the truth is he's just trying to keep everyone safe. His natural habitat is on Discord, and you'll find him trying to save people from dark places in their life.
Person 1: Man Dylan is awesome
Person 2: Yeah he's really cool, did you hear about when he saved That one guy from suicide?
Person 2: Yeah he's really cool, did you hear about when he saved That one guy from suicide?
by dh831 January 25, 2021
Get the dylanmug. 
Get the Dylanmug.