buttfucking shoes

A specific pair of shoes (usually loafers) that a man puts on when shit is about to get real.

John: Holy shit! Mike just put his buttfucking shoes on!!
Shane: Holy cow, looks like Lisa is about to get some anal action!!

by Thegundy April 14, 2022

buttfuck alley

An otherwise unobtrusive looking urban intersection that has a disproportionate amount of oblivious idiot drivers who think they own the road.

I almost got hit when driving past the building supply store by the gas station-it's a major buttfuck alley!

by Psychiclunchlady August 11, 2017

Buttfuck Mania

Buttfuck Mania is after a long stressful day you just want to come home and rest and more inconvenient things come your way and it is often tiring.

I have work after this stressful day at school this is Buttfuck Mania

by Balls Even Deeper May 17, 2023

conga line of buttfuck

1) Gay group sex where each participant other than the first and last man has a penis in his rectum and his penis in a rectum. 2) A line of motorists with no regard for adequate following distance.

Look at those cager assholes making a conga line of buttfuck.

by flodgenuttz February 19, 2015

ButtFuck

When you light your cigarette with someone else's lit cigarette

"Hey dude, can you buttfuck me?"

by Bing Bong Sing Song August 24, 2022

Buttfuck

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When a guy sticks his dick/penis in a girls butt/ass AND IT FEELS AMAZING😫💦

Person one: “ hey, babe, wanna fuck?”
Person two: “ buttfuck?😏”
Person one: “ oh yeah😏”

by Mrs.Malfoy😏 November 28, 2020

The ol' 1979 buttfuck

A more colorful version of the ol' one two punch; the ol' tag and bag; the ol' shake and bake. Basically when you and your homie team up and do something fuckin awesome.

The groom had two Best Men, so we teamed up for the Best Man speech at the wedding and gave it the ol' 1979 buttfuck.

by grizzli25 May 18, 2017