Zoom Boom

When you think your Zoom conference is on mute and you fart..... But you realize you forgot to mute...

I was totally on a work Zoom and blasted one... Thought I was muted.. Wasn't... Total Zoom Boom

by Rock Stars From Mars May 12, 2020

zoom meeting

a zoom meeting is an online meeting which is a useless way of communicating with your classmates and teachers that do nothing but torture and pressure you. also, it is more shittier than being in school irl since you get distracted easily and the teacher will call you out even when in a zoom meeting with all your classmates.

I hate zoom meetings, I hated it so much that I had to come up with an excuse to leave.

by sagiri izumi May 19, 2020

Boom Zoom

Basically, you crap in your pants.

I thought I was going to have gas but I made a boom zoom.

by SpootSTL August 21, 2011

zoom dick

When you’re on Zoom and you think the camera is off, so you whip it out.

Employee 1: What happened to Reuben?

Employee 2: He got fired for zoom dick during a conference call.

by [e-mail] October 19, 2020

Zoom Fart

A Zoom Fart occurs when a person farts loudly on a Zoom videoconference. It can be particularly embarrassing if the person is not muted at the time. If the person is not muted, they will be unable to deny responsibility for the fart because the fart could be so loud that the camera will automatically go to that person’s face.

Balthazar could not deny the tremendous fart he blew during the Q4 earnings call for his job because he blew a Zoom Fart and was not muted at the time. The camera immediately turned to his guilty face.

by Tony Splagola November 2, 2020

Zoom University

Because of the COVID pandemic in 2020, all schools switched over to a business meeting app called "Zoom" to teach. Note that the app also lets you turn off your camera, microphone, and 90% of the time the teacher doesn't give a shit what you're doing anyways. This was CLEARLY a great idea.

Grandma: How was school, sonny?
Graduate: I'm glad I learned nothing this year on Zoom University!

by I'm better off Dead September 14, 2020

Zoom Shits

The immediate urge to take a massive shit the minute your zoom lecture starts. This phenomenon may occur early, keeping you from attending class because of your shitting.

I can’t believe i missed my philosophies lecture today because i got the Zoom Shits

by TangSlave September 17, 2020