zoomeral

When someone dies during the COVID quarantine and their funeral recession is held via Zoom

Person 1: Dave’s Zoomeral really bummed me out.

Person 2: The world is more retarded every day.

by r3tardGirl April 30, 2021

zoomer

A play on the word “boomer”
used in future generation kids for the people who are old enough to remember the facetime app “zoom” in the coronavirus lockdown

in 2070
zoomer: “hey that chocolate bar isn’t good for you
kid: “hehe ok zoomer

by 107643 May 21, 2020

Zoomer Pokemon

Any pokemon after Gen 1

I love how all the zoomer pokemon (meaning anything after 151) are all zoomer pokemon, am I right?

by PokemonBoomer August 12, 2025

Churchie Zoomers

A mysterious schoolboy story which no one actually knows the legitimacy of. It dates back to approximately 1982 when a student of Churchie (a boys school in Brisbane), apparently raped a dog named Zoomers. This has given students of churchie the nickname “zoomers” and get shit hung on them for it. It may be the most notorious story of private boys schools in Australia. This also leads to barking towards churchie students and a “ZZZZOOOOOM” when they are ran past.

Southport boy 1: Rugby this weekend ladssss!

Southport boy 2: who vs?

Southport boy 1: Churchie Zoomers

Southport boy 2: ZZZZZZZZZZ

Southport boy 1: ZZZZZZZZZZ

Both Southport boys: Zoomersssssss

by Spuddy Bruv December 23, 2023

Local Zoomer

A small sub-category of car cultures “Ricers” Often found at the local 7-11 or with their car wrapped around a pole. They can be heard at night on your local streets breaking the sound barrier.

“Damn man I just got ran off the road buy some stupid local zoomer In a shitty auto WRX.”

by wrxboi July 12, 2019

Zoomer

Generation Z coming of age.

“Calling Gen Z “zoomers” has aged perfectly” by u/creepycat18_YT

by OneThirdNerd November 11, 2020

Boomer Zoomer

Noun. An older person who struggles to understand how to use the Zoom platform to communicate with others including mute/unmute, breakout rooms, etc.

Also known as a BZ.

He is such a Boomer Zoomer, every time we meet on Zoom he can’t get anything right, even after I have shown him so many times.

by BigVB September 20, 2020