Easy zipper

A male slut. A male who is very generous with his favors.

That Jimmy has an easy zipper.

Better use a condom with Bill. He's an EZ Zipper.

by MFComedy February 5, 2019

Zipper Zombie

A person that will give blow jobs without showing any excitement or pleasure.

Rebecca is a zipper Zombie. She did her thing without ever making a sound then left.

by Dave720 June 4, 2013

Zipper Sex

To have sex without even being naked…

Could be oral or penetrating sex…

Just opening the zipper and that's it

last Shaana and me had zipper sex… i even did not see her naked…

I did zipper sex to Joe in the movies… (a bj in the movies lol)

by Rumentino September 1, 2011

Zipper Solo

1.) A musical breakdown player completely on a pants zipper or fly. Originally devised by Kevin Cardinale.

2.) A clever way to piss off a pissant town in the northern New York region.

1.) The only way this song could be any better is if there were a zipper solo!

2.) He played a zipper solo, and now the town of West Port is chasing him with pitchforks and torches.

by Cuz Kev September 1, 2005

zipper merge

When the entering cars merge one by one into each space between the cars already on the road, like the notches on a zipper.

First used by Jon Stewart on The Daily Show on 8/25/10.

Jon Stewart: The hallmark of civilization is the every other car merge - the zipper merge - at tunnels.

by selenology September 6, 2010

Zipper Dick

When your pulling your trousers up and zip them up but a bit of foreskin off of your pecker gets caught in the zipper no surprise.

Doctor: What happened
Dude: I got zipper dick
Doctor: Thats never fun

by PUSSSSSSSSYYYYYYY May 20, 2016

ZIPPER SUB

A sexual act that involves smearing edible substances like peanut butter or honey or chocolate syrup around one's privates and having another person lick\eat it off.

She gives her boyfriend so many zipper subs, she can't eat peanut butter sandwiches without thinking of sex.

Her husband caught her getting a zipper sub in their basement from their two rottweilers!!

by azadus November 18, 2005