Zip Zip Zoom 

A verb that refers to the act of running quickly in a location where running is inappropriate or uncalled for. Typical of high school freshmen.

"This school is full of zip zip zoomers; every time I turn the corner someone almost runs into me"
"Sorry, I didn't mean to zip zip zoom but I really needed to get to class"

Zip Zip Zoom by animeluver25 March 3, 2017

zoom tard 

A tard (retard) that usually zooms around in a helter-skelter fashion. Usually the zooming is done in a wheelchair or some other type of assist-type device.

Audience member 1: Dude, did you see Stephen Hawking take out half of those Science geeks at his recent speech?
Audience member 2: Yeah man, he's such a zoom tard.

zoom tard by Zoomtard September 21, 2006

eight zoom 

used to describe a city that is small, or that nobody knows where it is. word is in reference to using a gps map and it takes eight zooms for the name of their city to pop up.

person 1: yo, winter park representtt
person 2: boy you live in an eight zoom city, whatchu mean ‘represent’

eight zoom by koochikiller69 February 28, 2020

Zoom:30

The time of day when you (virtually) have a beer with your peeps.

I'm SO lonely. Can't wait for zoom:30 to kick back and have a cold one with my besties

Zoom:30 by Icebumb March 23, 2020

Zoom me 

Taking the place of "call me", "text me", "email me", etc.

I guess you'll need to Zoom me, because this is life now. I hate this life so much.

Zoom me by zwiebelkatze April 16, 2020

Zoom effect 

When you see your friends/family/classmates/partner online through Zoom or another video call platform frequently, but still feel as though you miss them dearly because you haven't been in person with them. They also probably live across town it down the street.

I really miss my best friend, but I see her in our online class everyday. I must be experiencing the Zoom effect.

Zoom effect by Insert creative title April 22, 2020

zoom face 

The look on someone’s face after having been on a Zoom/Google Meets meeting for way too long. Usually twitchy, blood-shot eyes, intent on murdering the next person who says hello to them.

Me: (on a walk) Hey Jackie hows your day been?
Veronica: Go kick rocks jackass! (Storms off)
Me: oh crap, I should’ve known she was tilted from that Zoom Face she was rocking.

zoom face by Rum Hamster April 23, 2020