Yoink

The act of sneakily stealing something fast from someone/something, with them knowing.

Francis: Look at my football! Cool, right?
Charles: Yoink!
Francis: Give that back!

by DoxxMoxx January 28, 2024

yoink

When you are are a big strong human picking up dangerous creatures with your bare hands while wandering around some place with dangerous creatures, you say "yoink" while doing so to reduce resistance, and assert your dominance as the top of the food pyramid.

Ooohhh what do we have here? *yoink*, this is a beautiful native salt marsh snake! Still looking for that 20-foot burmese python though.

by Zyansheep March 21, 2025

Yoink

Grabbing something gently but quickly.

When grabbing something gently but quickly like Fishing Garett catching invasive animals and saying "yoink".

by Lori@theLibrary June 1, 2025

yoink!

If you say this before you snatch someone's bagle/cig/whatever, you aren't really stealing.

"Mmm, bagle..."
"Yoink!"
"Hey!"

by Glenn Towle January 16, 2006

YOINK!

A term used by the one and only, Ken wood. Not having any true meaning, only shouted out at random times to announce his presence and to confirm his homosexuality

Hey did you hear abo - YOINK!!

by Skinnypenis1 October 9, 2018

Ÿoįnk

The sound a Scandinavian Pig makes.

Ÿoįnk Ÿoįnk, there’s a pig 🐷

by Ras Barry April 21, 2019

yoink and boink

The act of kidnapping and subsequently raping a victim.

"Just wait 'til that honey stops to tie her shoe, that's when it's time for the yoink and boink!"

by D. Money February 20, 2008