Yeti Herding

The act of adding a large amount of stupid, slow or ugly people on a social networking site.

Person 1: Have you seen all those people Alice added? She does not even know them.
Person 2: Yes, she is just Yeti Herding.

by Mr Oops January 11, 2010

yeti den

The smell in the bedroom after shitting yourself all night.

DUDE this room smells like a Yeti den!

by ctripp May 16, 2014

Meth Yeti

Someone so addicted to Crystal Meth that they have lowered themselves to the status of an animal. Also a fictional Character that will someday be a part of pop culture, as soon as he becomes more than just doodles.

That guy with the rotting teeth was such a Meth Yeti.

Brian is a Meth Yeti.

by Brandiboo November 23, 2007

Riding the Yeti

When you take the car out in the middle of a snowstorm and go crazy in parking lots and open areas...loud techno music is highly encouraged

Me and the bros almost flipped the car when we lost control riding the yeti

Person A: hey man its supposed to snow tonight
Person B: call up the bros were riding the yeti

by yeti masta January 19, 2009

Wet Yeti

A man, usually unaware of his own stench due to his lack of hygiene. He will tend to look similar to a mountain man, but lives in the city. Always is a mouth-breather, and can usually be spotted if holding a banjo and wearing hipster glasses. He is very hairy, and appears wet at all times. Thus the term "wet yeti"

"Do you not see the wet yeti over at the coffee shop? Lets not go there, chances are the whole place is going to reek of cabbage and bare feet."

by ladyrae July 5, 2012

Dirty yeti

When you go down on a chic that has a hairy, smelly vagina and when you come up for air you goatee has nasty smelly white discharge on.

“Dude that chic gave me such a dirty yeti, I️ can still smell it on my Goat.”

by Yeti guy November 25, 2017

fat yeti

when a man is unable to find the vagina on an extremely fat woman, and in his frustration and urgency, begins to fuck her fat folds in substitution. he commonly will aim for the stomach, sometimes entering the bellybutton. the woman is usually hairy, which give the man the sensation similar to that of fucking a yeti.

Thomas was so drunk last night, he got desperate and gave Tara a fat yeti.

by go fuck yo' self December 7, 2009