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yacht clubbing

An epicurean endeavor in which multiple gentlemen inhabiting the same hot tub comradely coax each other’s members into climax. Or in the colloquial “jerk each other off”. While a yacht is only a preferred venue, top hats and monocles are essential for the proper ambiance.
Gentleman1: I say!: after considering the rather dreary obligation of impregnating my own wife, I really could use a weekend of yacht clubbing!
Gentleman2: Hear! Hear! I second that!
Gentleman3: my apologies, but I’m afraid I must decline. I feel it is not quite my cup of tea.

Gentleman2: poppycock! I’ll have you know that the Prescott family takes great pride in its many generations of caviar-drizzled dick rubs! Only the most unrefined of Philistines would turn his nose up at such decadence!

Gentleman1: My good sir! Has no one informed you? It’s not gay, if you’re wearing a top hat!
by AnonymousBloke December 10, 2017
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Yacht

It’s when you motorboat tits bigger than triple D’s
I went motorboating with Jade & spend a whole ass day on the yacht with Haylee.
by Dongs & Thongs August 13, 2020
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Simon Le Bon’s Yacht

To have a total fuck up which is compounded by another total fuck up which could have been avoided.

Originates from the time when Simon Le Bon capsized his yacht then realised he didn’t have any Insurance.
“See that guy’s house burned down? Daft twat didn’t have any insurance! Proper Simon Le Bon’s yacht that one!”
by The Dung Hammer June 13, 2025
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yacht ride

When u give a busty woman a motor boat but are too big
I asked for a motor boat but they were too big so she said they were too big so you need to you need a yacht ride
by Bigger is better 69 August 12, 2017
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Huguenot Yacht Club

Another yacht club on the long island sound, lots of rich people from pelham manor go here, to store their fancy yacht. Neighboring the new york athletic club. Founded in the 1800s. The sailors are world class, another example of rich yacht clubs on the sound like larchmont yacht club. THEY OWNED AN ISLAND! AN ISLAND!
Honey, why dont we become members at the huguenot yacht club? Oh dear you know you have to have an income of 500,000 dollars a year to be a member! Remember, were from new rochelle no pelham!!
by Landon673 October 25, 2019
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Dream Yacht

An extremely attractive person of the opposite sex that you'd like to have sex with but can't because he or she is taken or is way out of your league causing you to day-dream about being on them naked, riding until the sun comes up during spring break

The opposite of a moped
Example:

Guy 1: did you see that gorgeous woman at the bar last night?
Guy 2: hell yeah, I'd show her off to everyone I know. She's my Dream Yacht.

Example:

It's too bad Tyler is married. Hes so hott! He is my dream yacht.
by ZuulButtSecks April 12, 2019
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butler yacht

A "small" yacht used as a support ship for a megayacht or superyacht. These vessels carry "toys" such as supercars, scuba gear, personal submarines, etc.
Jeff Bezos' 417-foot superyacht, Koru, is accompanied by a 246-foot butler yacht named Abeona.
by Mr. Trivia May 23, 2023
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