Yawn Rake

The act of placing 3 outstretched fingers into the mouth of a friend, acquaintance, family member, significant other or stranger at the peak of a yawn, and scraping (forming a rake with 3 fingers) down their tongue. At which point you shout 'Yawn Rake'.

After doing so, you must proceed to lift all three fingers inclusive of tongue scrapings up to the recipients nose and say 'Smegma' in a child/immature like voice.

Gareth yawn raked Beth.

Gareth is a yawn rakist.

Gareth was proscecuted for yawn rake.

by AladinVain November 20, 2018

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yawn flaps

Momentary loss of hearing accompanied by a slight loss of pressure when yawning, causing the sufferer to become temporarily deafened to comments from others.

"What was that Gerald, I didn't quite hear that I had my yawn flaps on"

"Hes being a right dick today, I'll tell him when he's got his yawn flaps on"

by Crystalfairy July 10, 2017

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man yawn

When a man makes a very loud and perhaps slightly aggressive yawn. It can't be helped, but it's still got a lot of umph.

**yawns loudly**
Wow, that was quite the man yawn.

by tiredafman September 30, 2018

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Yawn Yard

A place or event that is full of tired or bored people.
A boring place or event.

"I went to Allison's party last night and everyone was bored to death. It was a total yawn yard."
"The theatre for the premier to Jerry's independent film was a yawn yard."
Add emphasis to the scale of boringness by adding A's, saying a place was a "YAAAAWN Yard!"

by Adam Manpates December 18, 2009

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