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Wrinkle-brain

The opposite of Smooth brain; a smart person. They have so many wrinkles on their brain, so many wrinkles containing powerful knowledge.

Also a complimentary term used to describe someone after they've done something smart. This term implies an above average intelligence
Person 1: My guy Neil fr talked his way out of getting arrested
Person 2: Bro's a wrinkle-brain.
Person 1: Foreal foreal
by jjournall June 23, 2022
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Wrinkle Wagon

When a young individual achieves a level of inebriation that leads them to believe it is acceptable to receive alternate transportation with intent to fornicate with the elderly.
Holy shit Mike, I can't believe you got a ride home and banged Ethel last night... She's like 89! You could've called a cab, but you chose to ride the Wrinkle Wagon.
by Duval Possum February 20, 2011
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wrinkle stink

it's an old person wrinkle which has dirt, sweat, blood, and grease build up in it and create a putrid stink. When they slobbery kiss their grandchildren it pours out all over their grandchild's face. The wrinkle stink's juice was actually used as a torture method in ancient china and they would collect old Asian men and take their wrinkle stink's juice to pour over war prisoners for info.
"Back in my day my grandpa also had wrinkle stink juice, now I must give it to you," said Grandpa John
by Feedme712 July 9, 2020
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Wrinkle-Picker

1) A person that is attracted to much older people, similar to the way a 'chubby chaser' goes for "larger" people;

2) someone who has little to do other than pick at the wrinkles on their genitals, refers to unemployed people;

3) pointy shoes.
1) that wrinkle-picker is going after my grandma;

2) he's unemployed, what a wrinkle-picker

3) I love your wrinkle-pickers: so 80's
by arui March 19, 2009
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Lotion wrinkles

When your put to much lotion on a body part and it starys to wrinkle
Jake has lotion wrinkles from to much lotion
by kkdude_163x February 13, 2019
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fudge wrinkle

The lines or wrinkles in a nice steamy poo
Whoa Emily I had the nicest fudge wrinkle on my poo after eating those tacos!
by Lladnek acres September 21, 2017
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wrinkle wank

The act of an older lady, who may lack the pertness to perform a satisfying tit wank, resorting to the use of a particularly deep wrinkle, preferably in the cleavage area, to provide male satisfaction
I went for the chili dog but she was a big saggy, so it turned into a dirty wrinkle wank
by anonymous03838 January 30, 2014
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