Sailor with a wooden leg

When the girl is giving you a blowjob you pull out when you cum and shoot her in the eye and when she gets up you kick her leg so she walks like she had a wooden leg and a shut eye like she has an eye patch

She looked like a sailor with a wooden leg after i was done with here

by Gabberke December 30, 2022

Wooden doos

When your wood is dooing

“Yo you remind me of one of them wooden doos!”

by Hubbleman447294 September 05, 2023

Jene Wooden

WRONG!! WiKiPEDiA iS RiGHT.

THiS DUMB BENCH (JENE WOODEN) iS WRONG.

by JFSIOAF May 02, 2009

wooden plunger

when you take a cork up a girls puss a few times and then you take it out and lick the pussy juices

look up ashole its wooden plunger

by jfdhgautrehgaehgyakurehg yg May 25, 2008

wooden cradle

Coffin
Bed of death
Sleeping place for the dead
Unawakened

Arise from you wooden cradle.

by Dynamobeets February 09, 2021

Wooden Person

A person who is easily burnt similar to a patsy..

The target was to be dealt with for he/she had been deemed to be a wooden person!

by MKU0 February 11, 2019

wooden

used to describe something very cool (adjective)

"That game today was so wooden" "Have a wooden day"

by vruss15 April 11, 2022