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wooden

used to describe something very cool (adjective)
"That game today was so wooden" "Have a wooden day"
by vruss15 April 11, 2022
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wooden way

They strolled along the wooden way
by Captain Wise December 19, 2020
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wooden box

an obsession commonly obsessed over by milkybar kid lookalikes blinded by their own quirkiness and see nothing in the world but artisan bakeries and authentically made sunflower cushions and are like to be found with their up their own backside
dyou know that albert kid i walked in on him whispering secrets and poems into his vast collection of wooden boxes
by anonymous July 16, 2022
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Big wooden box

A euphemism for a coffin.
He won’t retire until he’s taken out of the place in a big wooden box
by adirudi June 6, 2025
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Wooden Pickaxe

Some useless shit, normaly used to mine 3 cobblestones.
Wooden Pickaxe: What do you need from me, creator?
Me: Mine 3 cobblestones.
Wooden Pickaxe: *Pikachu surprised face*
by Castlemilo April 24, 2019
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wooden bow tie

A piece of clothing attire typically worn by people who are nowhere and who have no idea what they are doing with any aspect of life. The wooden bow tie can typically be seen around the areas of chermside West. If you have one of these there isn’t a lot that can help you
Look there goes Jaie and that drop kick with his bloody wooden bow tie
by Jf bruh March 8, 2020
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whittling a wooden dick

to spend large amounts of time by yourself doing questionable ( homosexual) things.
Anybody seen Dale? He's probably in his shed whittling a wooden dick. A secret h-mo? You don't say.
by Jim Ridge March 21, 2023
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