by Wimperdinkle December 25, 2016
Get the wimperdinkle mug.(v.) To cum on someone's face, then place your testicles inside the victim's mouth and wipe the full length of your cock back and forth across their face like a wiper blade on a car.
Blake: Hey babe, can I wiper-blade you tonight?
Jenny: Are you sure? Last time I almost bit your balls off.
Blake: That's okay, I'll just wait until you're asleep.
Jenny: I love you.
Jenny: Are you sure? Last time I almost bit your balls off.
Blake: That's okay, I'll just wait until you're asleep.
Jenny: I love you.
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by RosieCoopa April 1, 2023
Get the Wupper Bear mug.(n): a chick who tries to make everyone care about her life and tries to one up all her friends sexually with gross men.
oh... and she has blonde pubes and black skin.
oh... and she has blonde pubes and black skin.
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by Andrew coull September 26, 2017
Get the willy wapper mug.A dry wiper is simply a person who prefers conventional methods of ass wiping, post taking a shit over more progressive methods, such as using either wet wipes or a bidet.
“I was almost done shitting in their bathroom and noticed they didn’t have any wet wipes behind the toilet. I’m telling you, the Robinsons are dry wipers.”
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