"OH NOS! MY WINDBLOWS 3.1 HAS CARASHED!"
"Dumbass, you need Windows 2000. Welcome to 1 1/4 decades ago!
"Dumbass, you need Windows 2000. Welcome to 1 1/4 decades ago!
by dj gs68 July 7, 2003
Get the Windows 2000 mug.Looks like Windows ME, sounds like Windows ME, tastes like Windows ME. But, brother, it ain't Windows ME. I would give half a lung (not MY lung, mind you) to get this OS, or atleast WinXP.
Mmm... Win2000.
by Bastardized Bottomburp June 29, 2003
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This could be the.....*Crash*
*reboots* Now as I was saying....*Crash*
*reboots* Just let me!----*crash*
*reboots and see's bill gates face on screen* "Now, we can't have you running around telling everybody about our crap i found in a dumpster"
*reboots* Now as I was saying....*Crash*
*reboots* Just let me!----*crash*
*reboots and see's bill gates face on screen* "Now, we can't have you running around telling everybody about our crap i found in a dumpster"
by Ares Lathe November 18, 2004
Get the Windows ME mug.PC: *bobba*
Cap'n: let me reinstarrl yar cpu and me rum cooling loop.
PC: *Activate windows*
Cap'n: ...
PC: STOP! You violated the law!
Distant voice: been too long since I've seen a good brawl!
Cap'n: *goes to toms hardware on iphone*
PC: THEN PAY WITH YO-
*Fans spin down*
*A few hours lateeerrr*
*Hackintosh awakens!*
Cap'n: *rests straw hat after a long days work*
Also Cap'n: *gets some well earned sleep at boot camp*
*Activate windows*
Cap'n: *Jolts awake*
*Realising it had all been a terrible dream the cap'n is confronted know those days are behind them now they are a part of the macster race.*
*Click...* *Click...*
*Boot camp*
*Unsettled Tom*
*Click*
*...*
*Activate windows*
Cap'n: *rubber punches computer*
Cap'n: *Finds the nearest body bag cache* *tosses every componet possible in*
*They knew what they must do*
*Noone could ever trace this back to them*
Cap'n: *Glancing back* *Sees that the iphone has witnessed these events*
*They must also be disposed of* *After all, the apple doesn't fall far...*
Cap'n: let me reinstarrl yar cpu and me rum cooling loop.
PC: *Activate windows*
Cap'n: ...
PC: STOP! You violated the law!
Distant voice: been too long since I've seen a good brawl!
Cap'n: *goes to toms hardware on iphone*
PC: THEN PAY WITH YO-
*Fans spin down*
*A few hours lateeerrr*
*Hackintosh awakens!*
Cap'n: *rests straw hat after a long days work*
Also Cap'n: *gets some well earned sleep at boot camp*
*Activate windows*
Cap'n: *Jolts awake*
*Realising it had all been a terrible dream the cap'n is confronted know those days are behind them now they are a part of the macster race.*
*Click...* *Click...*
*Boot camp*
*Unsettled Tom*
*Click*
*...*
*Activate windows*
Cap'n: *rubber punches computer*
Cap'n: *Finds the nearest body bag cache* *tosses every componet possible in*
*They knew what they must do*
*Noone could ever trace this back to them*
Cap'n: *Glancing back* *Sees that the iphone has witnessed these events*
*They must also be disposed of* *After all, the apple doesn't fall far...*
by Ellipsis115 April 18, 2019
Get the Activate Windows mug.The time just after you login when windows is actually started you have icons and can move the mouse around but can't actually do anything because the mouse clicks don't register and no applications open.
Usually if you do lots in this time all the things you tryed to do will happen at once when the toss time is over.
Usually if you do lots in this time all the things you tryed to do will happen at once when the toss time is over.
I just got windows (version here) and the windows toss time is so much worse then the previous version.
I sware windows toss time is just a way of making you get new hardware.
I sware windows toss time is just a way of making you get new hardware.
by MrFred June 19, 2006
Get the windows toss time mug.An extremely stable and rock solid server operating system that is surprisingly made by microsoft. This software may allow windows to compete with linux and other better server OS's.
Bob: Hey man, I didn't know Windows Server 2003 was made my Microsoft!
Jim: yeah, the fact that it never crashes is something totally new to Microsoft.
Jim: yeah, the fact that it never crashes is something totally new to Microsoft.
by Setag Llib September 5, 2005
Get the windows server 2003 mug.The OS from hell that promises to make your life miserable and wish you can throw your previously fine computer out the window.
by Polito79 March 13, 2007
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