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A guy who gets shit on his dick after anal.
“She wiener SHITzeled me bro”
“I’m never doing anal again, got wiener SHITzeled last time”
by DudLee March 22, 2026
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Ah yes. The Weiner Sauce pan. There are actually 2 separate definitions for this term, each has their own meaning.

1. Weiner Saucepan (n) : A Sauce pan with a Hot Dog cooking in it

2. Wiener Saucepan (v) : When a man and woman are having sexual intercourse and the man cums in between her butt cheeks. Then he rubs the final product back and forth and garnishes it with basil. Typically the woman allows him to eat the finished product, but there are exceptions to this. Every Wiener Saucepan is different and no two couples are bound to do it exactly alike. Some may even prefer to do it in the kitchen, whilst others may even prefer the bathroom!

DISCLAIMER : Contains Nitrates. Always wash hands before and after.
Susan: Mike gave me a Wiener Saucepan last night and he ate every last bite of his meal. I could tell he was full afterwards; he went right to sleep after.

Debra : Wow Susan, I oughta have Ezekiel try that with me when he gets home from the bar. It's 2AM.. really hope he makes it home soon!

Susan : Oh Debbie, when will you learn? *sigh*

Ezekiel : (stumbles in the door at half past four in the morning) DEB I SAW A BIG GIZZRLEY BEAR OM Y WAY HOME RAAAAAHHH !!

Debra : Wtf
by SantaSaysHoeHoeHoe November 10, 2025
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massive wiener syndrome

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massive wiener syndrome is a medical condition that gives peepo massiv weeners it I s not often found in peepol with the name lucas
by The_Schlumpy April 10, 2020
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Side Winder Special

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Typically used to describe the action in which a man tries to reenter his significant other during intercourse with a considerable amount of force and missing resulting in either a broken penis and or a wounded sense of pride
Me and my girlfriend were going at it last night and I accidentally ended up pulling a Side Winder Special instead. Now I can’t walk right and can’t look her in the eye
by Clumpph March 17, 2021
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Fellsmere Wiener Swap

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When a bald police officer gently handles your meats in exchange for other meats meant for your mouth.
Officer Swallace whipped his meat out and we had no choice but to engage in the ole Fellsmere Wiener Swap. I’ve never had a more firm, moist wiener between my buns”
by Swivel mi timbers February 10, 2023
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Big wiener sami

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A guy who has a LOOOOOOOONG peen. His peen is 6,61346353153531534318686169431453153834881698614212555816859194154345272188515846193438318483138318379648834257251535315341969831342423153464937818683172524135481688318678643715231534836848648753453752721576496335415646943721828549674557896475214531353475868335488317 meters long.
Someone: Big wiener sami, you slapped my with that long dick!
Big wiener sami: Ohhh sorry.
by Bluetext6572 August 22, 2024
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