Windy pie with the crust off

Nothing - no pie, no crust.

Used as a comical response to a question about what’s for dinner etc.

Daughter: Hey Dad, what’s for dinner?
Dad: Windy pie with the crust off.

by Greenbook October 12, 2018

arabian sun goggles on a windy day

A man puts his sac on a girl's face, a nut in each eye, and lets one rip right into her mouth.

Mozart Sat on Queen Victoria's face, and promptly farted one of his symphonies into her mouth. Victoria didn't like her Arabian sun goggles on a windy day adventure.

by Dr. Mexico September 3, 2008

Windy Wake-up Call

Waking up someone by passing a bare assed breezy gust of excrement-laden gas in their face.

"I would have gotten her up with the Windy Wake-up call, but last time she punched my dick."

by Joel Bolt-On March 11, 2010

The Windys

"The windys" is a colloquial term describing a condition in which an individual experiences persistent and uncontrollable flatulence, often lasting for an extended period. This is typically due to digestive discomfort or gas-inducing foods.

"After eating that massive bean burrito at lunch, I came down with a wretched case of the windys and couldn’t stop farting all afternoon."

by Steve Blends March 16, 2025

Windy Taxes

A Portuguese saying that rhymes in that language. Used to symbolize when you've made a great mistake.

< Windy Taxes! You've completely ruined this cake! >

by Windy Taxes April 14, 2022

Windy City Toodaloo

A fart before leaving, usually in a doorway.

DUDE, YOU SAID THE WINDY CITY TOODALOO STARTES IN WINNIPEG BUT MY UNCLE IN CHICAGO SAYS IT STARTED THERE

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Global engine fighter in a tunnel full of windy farts

noun

A high-speed, jet-powered contraption resembling a fighter plane, whimsically imagined as a "global engine" (a fantastical, all-encompassing power source) navigating a wind tunnel filled with gusts of flatulent air. This playful term evokes the image of a supercharged vehicle testing its aerodynamics in a comically challenging environment.

After a week of testing, the engineers finally released the global engine fighter in a tunnel full of windy farts, sending it zooming through the air with a trail of giggles behind it.

by lucky-cat-generator February 11, 2025