Windy pie with the crust off

Nothing - no pie, no crust.

Used as a comical response to a question about what’s for dinner etc.

Daughter: Hey Dad, what’s for dinner?
Dad: Windy pie with the crust off.

by Greenbook October 12, 2018

arabian sun goggles on a windy day

A man puts his sac on a girl's face, a nut in each eye, and lets one rip right into her mouth.

Mozart Sat on Queen Victoria's face, and promptly farted one of his symphonies into her mouth. Victoria didn't like her Arabian sun goggles on a windy day adventure.

by Dr. Mexico September 3, 2008

Windy Wake-up Call

Waking up someone by passing a bare assed breezy gust of excrement-laden gas in their face.

"I would have gotten her up with the Windy Wake-up call, but last time she punched my dick."

by Joel Bolt-On March 11, 2010

ill knock ur windies in

I will break your windows down usually because someone is talking shit

'cub if you don't stop slobbering ill knock ur windies in'

by bronaghmooney December 7, 2019

Windys

It means "Blowjobs". It was used in Breaking Bad by Hank Schrader to make fun of a prostitute called Wendy.

You know you wanna go back to giving windys, Wendy.

by TerminalDogma September 29, 2022

Windy whoosh

When slogging a cricket ball, not graceful or technically correct.

To be fair, she's just had a windy whoosh at that ball.

by AussiePandamonium November 23, 2016

Windy Cindy

When Carl blows on your pussy during oral for no good fucking reason.

"The oral sex wasgreat until he fucked it up with a Windy Cindy. We won't be fucking again."

by Mscupcakesncrossbones June 9, 2016