Windy pie with the crust off

Nothing - no pie, no crust.

Used as a comical response to a question about what’s for dinner etc.

Daughter: Hey Dad, what’s for dinner?
Dad: Windy pie with the crust off.

by Greenbook October 12, 2018

arabian sun goggles on a windy day

A man puts his sac on a girl's face, a nut in each eye, and lets one rip right into her mouth.

Mozart Sat on Queen Victoria's face, and promptly farted one of his symphonies into her mouth. Victoria didn't like her Arabian sun goggles on a windy day adventure.

by Dr. Mexico September 3, 2008

Windy Wake-up Call

Waking up someone by passing a bare assed breezy gust of excrement-laden gas in their face.

"I would have gotten her up with the Windy Wake-up call, but last time she punched my dick."

by Joel Bolt-On March 11, 2010

Windy City Toodaloo

A fart before leaving, usually in a doorway.

DUDE, YOU SAID THE WINDY CITY TOODALOO STARTES IN WINNIPEG BUT MY UNCLE IN CHICAGO SAYS IT STARTED THERE

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

It’s windy out

Saying “it’s windy out” shows that you think someone around you is a complete fucking idiot and needs to leave

Brandon said to Chris “man it’s windy out” and Chris replied “yea I don’t really like him either”

by Urbandicktionary7483628 April 26, 2025

Windy Dipping

When its the perfect temperature and really windy outside it makes you want to take your clothes off and really FEEL the breeze!

"Last night was great! It was so nice out we decided to go windy dipping on our deck. It was so invigorating!!"

"Did anyone see you?"

"No probably not because it was dark, but who cares anyway!"

by Crazynude! November 6, 2011

Windy

When someone is getting windy, they are cracking on with some birds and trying to get laid.

Usually happening in Yates wine bars or Martines in Eastleigh, UK.

“Look, that Buey, he is getting Windy as fuck.”

“Alright boyz, it is about to get well Windy in here.”

by Marfuckin Buey June 29, 2018