Whelpling

A non-derogative term for a new player in a chat of a LOTR/WOW-based chat.

Hey, I'm nice. Look, I've taught all these Whelplings.

by Guy-Josselyne May 18, 2005

whelmed

To be so thoroughly unmoved by something that even being underwhelmed is too much effort. A state of complete apathy.

"How was American Idol last night?"

"It was absolutely average. I was completely whelmed."

by thurmability March 1, 2009

Whelpley

A snivelling litte effeminate tool of a weasel man that acts nice to your face, but trashes you when you're not there. Likes to hang out with the catty bitches because he fits right in with them. Usually they are gay or bisexual since they only get some pussy about once a year.

Man #1 "that's a hot group of cheerleaders over there"
Man #2 "I hear that, but check out that fucking Whelpley in the middle of them"
Man #1 "shit! I thought that was just an ugly bitch. WTF"

by beefcurtainsally September 4, 2009

Welp

Slang for "welt". Used mainly in the southern part of the US. Has the same meaning as the word "welt". Raised white mark that appears after sustaining a smack on the skin. Usually appears in the middle of the red area after you have been slapped or smacked.

My Ma slapped my ass and left a welp in the shape of her hand.

I left a welp on her forehead when I smacked her with my cock.

by Stretch17 December 7, 2004

Whelmed

When you are ‘over’ or ‘under’ whelmed by something but you can’t decide how you truly feel

All this food is making me whelmed

by Jaundice girls friend May 1, 2021

Whalpboating

The name for the dance style used to incorporate waacking, housing, locking, popping, bboying, and turfing at the same time. Is it dope? We'll find out in the future if it prevails.

That man is whalpboating like an expert! Did you see that lock to baby to glide? That stuff is ridiculous!

by anonymousVA October 20, 2010

Welp

We
Eat
Long
Penis

Hey fart.......welp

by laughterislife February 11, 2018