Weenie Bender

A tight "brief" style men's swimsuit, like those worn in swimming competitions. The shape and size of the man's penis is visible and typically looks bent.

We went to the water park and there was a group of guys all wearing weenie benders.

by pisforpaul September 1, 2013

weenie wank

Someone who is a mean person, often being rude. They are disrespectful and can't control it.

"Hey man! Don't invite him, he's a weenie wank!"

by ChickenBlueCat January 7, 2017

weenie mobile

a woman that everyone in town wants to get with but who only selects one or 2 partners per year. you have to catch her at the exact right moment. a rare opportunity.

tara is like the weenie mobile. you hear stories of how great it is but very few get to drive it.

by xmama13 October 19, 2017

Weenie Mcweenie

The ULTIMATE Weenie.

Man that jason is such a Weenie Mcweenie

by adamjackson&jason69memefilms December 22, 2017

Weenie Kisses

A polite way to refer to a blow job. Usually summoned by shaking thys weenie at the maiden.

Tom used to get weenie kisses on football Sunday, after getting married Tom only gets breakfast burritos on football Sunday...

by JAzDub March 11, 2018

Weenie Breath

When a girl's breath has the scent of your penis after she performs oral sex on you

Last night I fucked Destiny and she sucked my dick, this morning she had bad weenie breath.

I'm gonna give Courtney weenie breath tonight.

Chris" Damn Destiny you got weenie breath"

Destiny "Oh shit lemme go brush my teeth"

by Long Dick Chris August 15, 2019

weenie war

An intense battle waged by rival gaggles of Doodle Bangers. This war is fought with flaccid weenies as each Doodle Banger thrusts their hips violently towards their opponents helicoptering their Male organs, attempting to batter their opponents until climax is achieved.

Doodle Banger#1: Man I'm sore, that weenie war was so intense I think I dislocated my sphincter.

by Flaccid Doodlebanger January 20, 2020