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Wattpadslut_ know as the funniest person ever not only that but they're really hot
Person 1. "Hey have you seen wattpadslut_ knew video? "

Person 2. "I've never heard of them"

Person 1 "YOU DON'T KNOW WHO THEY ARE?! "

Person 2. "No"

Person 1. *kills person 2*
by Moddy_mills July 10, 2021
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wattpadsyn

Wattpad syndrome is a big childe simp, who would simp for childe? Wattpadsyn.

And of course, they're the number 1 childe lover
Person : hey wattpadsyn, who do you like
Wattpadsyn : childe ajax tartaglia number 11th of the fatui harbingers
by Lumines thighs March 8, 2022
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wattapus

a mythical being that cannot be explained only experienced

you might find one:
in somebodies shoe
or
twerking in the sky
I just saw a wattapus in my shoe!
by the true wattapus July 11, 2022
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Wattpad

A place where teenagers can release their deepest desires for a fictional character

Sometimes you'll find a book you've been looking for (but hasn't been updated since 2 to 3 years ago).

Sometimes you will find a book that you never thought to read.

But no matter who it is or where they're from there's probably a wattpad ship book for it (and if you're lucky, it might contain smut).

There's yandere books, royalty au, being shipped with multiple characters from different universes.

On Wattpad, there is something for everyone!

Let's say you're looking for a book with a specific theme but you can't find it.

Don't worry, you can just write it yourself!

That's right, on Wattpad you can write your own stories!

(There's also normal books on there too but only weirdos read those)

So come on down to Wattpad today and marry your fictional waifu!
Lilly: I'm in love with (insert fictional character here), but I suck at making fake scenarios in my head when it comes to fictional characters.

Jessie: Don't worry Lilly, Just go on Wattpad. 9 times out of 10 There's like 50 books on just that one character.

Lilly: Wow thank you Jessie. I can't wait to live in a fictional scenario with my one true love.

Wattpad, if you are obsessed with a character, just come to us!

Symptoms may include:
-obsessing over the character more
-smut addiction
-being disappointed when you find a good book but found out that it hasn't been updated in 5 years
-writing fanfics addiction
-accidentally snapping back into reality
-crying in the corner knowing that none of this is real

if you are showing any of these symptoms, please contact us at 248-420-6969 or visit our website at www.getalife.org
by Eat_Some_Grass October 21, 2022
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Willy wattle

Willy wattle: sagging stretchy skin from ball bag
He was on all fours in front of me baring his willy wattle
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ditty witty

When you're doing sit ups and your balls get crushed between your legs.
I would have passed the Phys. Ed exam, but I got a ditty witty.
by Sisenior May 20, 2019
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Jack watts spliff

The most shittest roll you'll ever see in your life. It cant be smoked and shouldnt be smoked.
Yoo my guys gone and rolled a jack watts spliff
by BigmanStuffenit October 21, 2019
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