Rock washer

Someone who isn't capable of doing anything but washing rocks, a useless and futile task.
Person 1: "Hey, have you seen Steve anywhere?"

Person 2: "well he's a rock washer, so I'm guessing he is being useless somewhere around here"
by Jeff Mcthiccy March 19, 2021
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winnie washer

Shut your fucking winnie washer...
by Butter , cleveland tn March 12, 2018
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Guatemalan Pressure-Washer

A form of rimjob in which one partner gets a mouth full of water and streams it into the anus of the other. He or she then proceeds to lick the area dry until they deem adequate. The same motions can be completed with: guacamole, mayo, honey, ketchup, mustard, etc. Dealer's choice
Oh my god, I heard Justin Bieber, loves giving and receiving Guatemalan Pressure-Washers.
by Krazzy spazz February 25, 2012
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Willie Washer

A person who washes other peoples penis using soap or licking it clean
"Excuse me hen go and wash my Willie you Willie washer"
by Doobaloob January 14, 2017
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Front load washer

Giving a blowjob on your knees while eating a tide pod
by Steph Speaks April 26, 2018
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Front load washer

Giving a blowjob on your knees while eating a tide pod
by Steph Speaks April 26, 2018
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Goose Washer

The act of performing oral sex on a female vagina.
Don’t waste your time trying to hook up with that girl she’s a goose washer.
by K Dough75 June 22, 2021
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