Rusty Washer

The act of pressing your lips up to a light brown anus. Then sucking a warm enima from your partners anus.

My wife was having trouble with her enima water defecation. So I gave her a rusty washer to get it all out. Yummy!

by Fattymicgee December 7, 2023

Ball Washer

Vagina's that are so large you could probably fit your dick and balls in.

My dick went in, then my balls were soon to follow. That pussy was certainly a ball washer.

by R. Pendulous November 13, 2021

bah washer

One who desires to be part of the athletic male group, usually lacks physical dominance, but yearns to belong at any cost, ball washer. Also known to wash balls during a practice or game, could even go so far as to lick their balls between ones legs, to be a part of, be accepted.

He's a bah washer..

by Fourtyrunner October 29, 2021

Gully washer

After anal sex with your fat boyfriend there is such a copious amount of blood,shit and semen that a pressure washer is required to clean up the mess.

Goddam fred-you’re gonna need a gully washer for that ass.

by RingedHog August 19, 2021

Goose Washer

The act of performing oral sex on a female vagina.

Don’t waste your time trying to hook up with that girl she’s a goose washer.

by K Dough75 June 22, 2021

New Jersey Window Washer

Hook up with a girl with glasses, and jizz on her glasses, then proceed to take a squeegee and clean it off after she couldn't see where she was going and has walked into every piece of furniture in the room.

I was bored after we hooked up, so I gave her the New Jersey Window Washer and she almost knocked over my bookshelf.

by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022

Washer

When an inexperienced surfer gets thrown around in a wave.

Jeez, look at the guy. He just got tossed in the "washer".

by Surfer390 October 16, 2022