The most any person can ever be wasted.
there are 4 types of wasted:
Wasted: when you have had too much to drink and you think a kebab is a good idea.
White Girl Wasted: when you have had too much to drink and you have sex with anyone who talks to you.
Lindsay Lohan Wasted: When you use your vagina to break the ice and you are so wasted that you no longer speak your own language.
Faye Wasted: Words can not describe the state of this wasted 5 parts wine, 3 parts spirit and 4 part beer is the key to not remembering who you are, where you are or how to control your bladder.
there are 4 types of wasted:
Wasted: when you have had too much to drink and you think a kebab is a good idea.
White Girl Wasted: when you have had too much to drink and you have sex with anyone who talks to you.
Lindsay Lohan Wasted: When you use your vagina to break the ice and you are so wasted that you no longer speak your own language.
Faye Wasted: Words can not describe the state of this wasted 5 parts wine, 3 parts spirit and 4 part beer is the key to not remembering who you are, where you are or how to control your bladder.
oh man did you see the state of my man last night ? he was Faye Wasted man ! aint no coming back from that !
by d34n87 October 24, 2015
Get the Faye Wastedmug. by moanany January 24, 2009
Get the Naked Wastedmug. Michael Moore is a waste of flesh for making incredibly biased documentary's based on his liberal views.
by wof May 1, 2008
Get the waste of fleshmug. me: "renae facey is a waste yute"
jhonson student: "ya mon da gal is got a bad lickle weave"
me: lol just jokes mon just jokes
jhonson student: "ya mon da gal is got a bad lickle weave"
me: lol just jokes mon just jokes
by shoty5 October 25, 2011
Get the waste yutemug. When you're so drunk that you wish you were white and more pretty. Also goes to visit a boy but forgets to open the door resulting in a collision. Maximum level of wasted right after blacking out.
by Wildebeast331 January 10, 2012
Get the CT Wastedmug. When you are so drunk and high that you feel like a rockstar. Typically, this state of mind will encourage you to encourage girls to show you their breasts.
by greenninja2 April 3, 2011
Get the Rockstar Wastedmug. When a person reaches the level of intoxication that affect the ability to speak and form comprehensive sentences yet still remain entirely awesome and can hang all night like a boss. Getting so drunk that your mouth can't form the words in your head but you can still have a full conversation and entertain the party til the end.
by Drinking and knowing things July 12, 2018
Get the chaz wastedmug.