wanker 

Politicians basically are all wankers. Have respect for none of them, except maybe some of the dead ones

Tony Blair, George Bush....wankers

wanker by lord nobcheese January 8, 2007

Wanker 

The middle of the three size classifications of the human penis, the sizes, in order, going like this:
-Wonker
-Wanker
-Winker

Roy's penis is neither large nor small, rather, he has a wanker.

Wanker by SizesDefined December 2, 2016

wanker 

Someone who tries to make their penis larger.

He is such a wanker! He tries does a jelq to himself to make his penis bigger....isn't that gross?

wanker by Alotta August 31, 2005

Wanker 

Term used on 'Skins" (UK) A lot. Used to replace the American term "Dick" or "Ass hole". Something to call a friend in a playfull way or to call an enemy who you are mad at.

You bloody WANKER!

Wanker by Quastica January 16, 2011

Wanker 

1. An insult commonly used in Great Britan, to denote an individual whom masturbates.

2. An insult used in Denmark during zombie apocalypses, to insult:
Doctors performing healthcare
Patients receiving healthcare

1.
Lord Cuffrey: Lord Humpington havent seen fit to leave his mansion this evening.
Lord Pinkerton: I say! What a wanker!

2.
Jonas: Dr. Mench bliver hjemme for at få ham den sårede på benene igen.
Fillip: Fuck nogle wankerere!

Wanker by JensMench August 7, 2014

wanker 

noun. one who wanks.

smelly is such a wanker

wanker by Rev. Captain (Jonbob) July 21, 2003

Wanker 

A less harsh way of saying and or calling a person a Jerk off

Fuck you ya fuckin Wanker

Wanker by Robby Deisel July 10, 2009