wanker

pretentious and self-important person; person who could never find a sexual partner to replace themselves

sting is such a wanker !!

by TS July 7, 2003

wanker

In Old English, "wan" means pale and sickly, and a "cur" is a mongrel, and also a term for a contemptible person. Hence, a "wan cur" is a sick, contemptible person.

Later misspelled as "wanker".

Tony Blair is a wan cur.

by Andy May 28, 2004

wanker

A Football Referee - globally used as a very catchy chant when a wrong decision is made.

"The referee's a Wanker"

by Ag2k5 December 28, 2005

wanker

A guy who jerks off without vasoline.

by Osama Bin Brady January 17, 2003

wanker

someone who is very selfish and thinks he can wanke his wife and girlfriend through a whole year without thinking the wanker secret comes out.

big bad wanker in dublin (j.)

by missus September 1, 2003

wanker

one who seems happy to go through life in a allmost homosexual frolicking manner not realy skilled nor capable of much normally an anoyance
you would have little or no respect/confidence in this person

also known as someone who likes to masturbate to an excessive degree

"damn it lenny quit being a wanker and help us get this done"
"you did it again? whats wrong with you ya wanker"
"aww look little timmys balls just dropped and hes allready spankin it hes gonna grow up to be such a wanker"
"Geroge bush is a wanker, but thats taking it easy on him"

by HeYzUs December 28, 2005

wanker

Someone that listens to Trance music

Paul Oakenfold is a wanker of a DJ.

by Slap!Nastee May 13, 2003