PTWS (post traumatic warped syndrome)

The feelings that come after attending warped tour. Including of satisfaction and gross anticipation for the next year's to come.

I am feeling the PTWS (post traumatic warped syndrome) coming on already.

by craziehippiekid July 12, 2013

Centene Time Warp Theory(CTWT)

Centene Time Warp Theory, or CTWT, is the phenomenon experienced by company employees that proposes that time is not as it is perceived it to be, i.e, minute for minute and second for second as expected. It is in fact a far higher ratio that isn't known until a work week is complete. There is no known formula to calculate this ratio prior to the end of a scheduled shift and is to this point, only a feeling experienced by those exposed. Any one person may have a different feeling that is dependent on their level of exposure.

There is currently no known cure for CTW sickness other than rest and time away from your job.

Pauly had a long week at work. He told Larry and Freddy that he was happy the week was over.

Pauly: Man I'm glad this week is over.

Freddy: Pauly, it's only Monday afternoon.

Pauly: No way, it feels like it's been a week already.

Larry: Pauly, let me educate you on Centene Time Warp Theory(CTWT). It makes you feel like you've worked an exponentially higher number of hours in a short period of time.

by LabwarzLarry February 1, 2023

Warp Core Breach

An excuse for Geordi La Forge to do a cool barrel roll under an engineering door. Also when a Star Trek starship's engine is about to explode.

"COOLANT LEAK! We have a coolant leak in the engine core, I estimate two minutes to a warp core breach!"

by ClaymoreCountry December 23, 2022

Nova-Warped

The act of making changes to a subclass akin to the type and scale of those made to the Attunement of Fission subclass. Generally made within a very short period of time after release. These changes are seldom reverted or changed

Ah man, Bungie totally Nova-Warped the Shadebinder. It sucks now.

by Old_man_robot November 21, 2020

Warp

When you are extremely high or drunk that you appear instantly in your bed.

Last night I drank so much I warped.

by VoidJuiceMan December 5, 2020

warped puppy

Midwestern term used by wives to describe dumb husbands.

Kevin is such a warped puppy.

by Pepethexlown December 24, 2020

Genital Warping

To warp a male or female's genitals to an irreversible state, either by physical force, or pure speed.

Daniel's dick curves to the right, due to a genital warping.

by Zydrixx March 25, 2021