warper

First person shooter game player, who has too bad network connection, making him unhittable.

You won this CTF match only thanks to warper!

by Nakilon September 23, 2012

warpig

A fat chick with a mustache. Can also be a disgusting dyke.

WARPIGS ARE FILTHY.

by diss December 11, 2008

Warped Mom

Noun
1. A mother that is accompanying their child at Warped Tour to protect their baby from the scary emo kids

2. A middle aged woman who is trying to be hip and goes to Warped Tour, sticking out blatantly in the crowd of youth.

"Dude, I've seen like 20 Warped Moms today, seriously, why isn't there an age limit?

by potter4ever92 August 16, 2009

Warpped

This is a term used to define someone who has poor communication with friends and family. Actually, someone who has poor communication with just his younger brother. A person who has been 'warpped' often avoids family gatherings, events, and phone conversations, for fear of being associated with his younger brother. They tend to think that because their younger brother is a retard, that their friends will judge him as being one. Which is completely wrong, because younger brothers are usually the funniest things in the world. They're one of the funny things.

Mike is totally warpped, everytime his younger brother Bradley picks up his house phone he hangs up right away.

Bradley was busy widing his bike, when he went into Mike's room to say hi. Mike yelled "GTFOMW", at him. Mike doesn't even want to be seen in his own room with his brother, because he's warpped. Bradley thought this was the funniest thing in the world.

by Bl0nk August 8, 2007

Warped Mind

When someone only thinks of Star Trek or Television and makes strange comments that everyone knows they didn't really think about before saying something stupid.

Did you hear Donald Trump talking about Operation Warp Speed? He has such a Warped Mind.

by No Hemingway May 20, 2020

Warps

An imaginary disease used when there is an over- exciteded person becoming obsessed w/ warped tour.

"Ohhh my god, dude, im sooo hyped to see say anything this year at warped tour"

"Dude, quit flashing your warps. Its seriously getting annoying."

by Vans14 August 5, 2008

warped

1)getting high.2)severly underrated red hot chili peppers song

My tendency
for dependency
Is offending me
It's upending me
I'm pretending see
To be strong and free
From my dependency
It's warping me
WARPED!

by futuramafan May 10, 2008