Warp Piano

Pianos powered by the Merge Cube, used to teleport anywhere with a given tune.

Warp Pianos are cool

by Randonarchy April 2, 2021

Warp Train

When one man ejaculates inside of a woman, then Ubers her to another man's house where the second man will ejaculate inside of her within the span of ten minutes.

Person 1: "Yo Dave, I just nutted in this chick, we're hitting a Warp Train."
Person 2: "Sick, how long has it been?"
Person 1: "9 minutes."
Person 2: "What the fuck man!"

by renlovesslovakia August 17, 2025

Warped

The state of mind in which you pass “sense” and didn’t kno until the next day. (with the use of marijuana)

bro I was warped last night

by luhwop July 29, 2018

Fuck Warp

When you have sex, and do not realize how much time has passed by...

We were having sex, and the next thing I looked at the clock, and 3 hours had passed. We were in a fuck warp...

by Jonnyrotten October 30, 2021

Warp

Warp (Wourp) is a amount of time passed in ten hours

It took me 1 and a half warps to finish painting the house

by Timothy j kutchinski October 4, 2017

warped spokes

When she's done too much anal and her asshole looks like a twisted up bicycle wheel and got more wrinkles than a sharpei puppy

"That girl's taken so many dicks in her ass that she got warped spokes"

by SpunkTrumpeter104 April 1, 2017

class warp

When you totally space out in school and go to a later class while skiping your next class

Dude, I was talking to you and I forgot to go to 2nd Block. Instead, I went to 3rd. I totally class warped!

by Alex Matulaitis December 15, 2007