waist changer

Taking a massive shit that actually reduces your waistline.

Dude I just have a waist changer of a shit.

by laheyliquor April 3, 2011

Wadsworth Constant (Xi)

The Wadsworth constant (Xi) states that the relevant or interesting part of any video will start at the 30% mark

Wadsworth Constant (Xi):

On Youtube, adding "&wadsworth=1" to the end of the URL of the video will skip you to 30% into the video.

by nigerianprince12 October 15, 2011

waitsex

(a) The sexual interaction between couples ending in orgasm immediately AFTER any prior event that substantially delays the originally planned or wanted time for that sexual interaction.

(a) Terry and Holly had intense waitsex after settling the baby back to sleep for the 3 time in an hour. (b) Adam & Steve had window-fogging waitsex in the back of Steve's car after the cop took his time leaving lover's lane.

by WilltheGearhead November 24, 2014

waitsturbating

The act of jerking off and the porn buffers

Damn man. Its a pain in the ass when your porn buffers.
Don't you mean waitsturbating

by Secedio May 22, 2016

Waist Bandit

A female who's attractiveness forces you to tuck your boner into your waist band.

John: "dude Emily Ratajkowski is such a waist bandit!"
Sarah: " that's offensive"
John: "cuz every time I see her, I gotta hide my boner!"

by Dbop619 April 12, 2017

widsa

WIDSA is an acronym for "We're In Deep Shit America," a commentary on Trump's America.

Truck's latest tweet says WIDSA.

by WIDSA June 5, 2017

Waistband Trampoline

A technique used by men to remove excess pee from their penis after urinating in a urinal. The male bounces his penis up and down on his waistband a few times before he zips up, preventing underwear dribble.

I bounced my dick on my waistband trampoline a few times before leaving the urinal so I wouldn’t get piss pants.

by Brandon2k9 February 9, 2018