W.M.E.J.

W.M.E.J. - Abbreviation, for World’s Most Expensive Jam. This is in relation to a very expensive pot of jam, usually strawberry or raspberry which sits in the cupboard and is never often used.
Another feature of the jam is that although very expensive, it usually does not taste any better than a supermarket’s own.

Owners of the jam, are usually under worked, or spoiled students who live, sorry sponge, off their parents.

"Hey man,how are you? ... Hey, whats that in the cupboard?"
"Oh, thats just W.M.E.J. that Dan bought. It sits right on the shelf there. Yep."

-All names are fiction and may or may not be true or based upon a real person.

by Pinky and the Brain January 21, 2008

M.E.W.S

Massive Eye Widening Syndrome

a disease

Oh Dayum! That chicks hot!
I know man, but she's got a bad case of M.E.W.S.
What's MEWS?
Idk, but i give it to her a lot.

by ThePerryBUTT November 18, 2010

i.w.y.f.e.w.w.n.t.

i want you forever even when we not together.

i.w.y.f.e.w.w.n.t. mi amor.

by 1izzy. March 13, 2021

E.W.W.

An acronym for ex-wife the whore.

"Who are you on the phone with?"
"E.W.W."
"Who?"
"My ex wife. She's such a whore."

by Brooke8701 January 21, 2012

i.w.t.e.y.o

"I Want To Eat You Out" - what a gentleman might text to a young lady he is wooing, in the hope of engaging in cunnillingus

Yo i.w.t.e.y.o. lol

by Ultramekon December 26, 2019

N-E-W-P-O-R-T

niggas either winning pimpin or running thangs

i only smoke newports.

by PAYASO September 17, 2006

H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K.

Half of my energy wasted on random knowledge.

H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K.

by ScrewserGaming June 5, 2018