1.) Noun. - A tenacious sexual maneuver in which the man dives legs first onto a female's face and wraps his legs around her head in a death grip, presenting her with a faceful of brillo, much like the spikes of a porcupine. A few direct punches to the forehead may be necessary to maintain control of said female. Release is often encouraged after the female passes out or projectile vomits. However, Furry Vengeance can also be used as a preliminary move. Also see Alligator Fuckhouse and Space Docking.
2.) Noun. - See Tom Selleck
2.) Noun. - See Tom Selleck
Greg: Dude my girlfriend's cheating on me. Fuckin bitch.
Chris: Its alright man just grow a canopy, lay down the law and show her Furry Vengeance.
Chris: Its alright man just grow a canopy, lay down the law and show her Furry Vengeance.
by MightyMcGloin May 13, 2010
Get the Furry Vengeance mug.The act of oral sex cunnalingus preformed on a woman where the giver manipulates their hands as described below:
Place hands together as if you are going to pray.
Interlock the 4th & 5th digit of both hands.
Insert the 3rd or middle digit into the receiver’s vagina.
Spread the labia or vaginal lips with the second digit to allow access to the clitoris.
Use the thumbs or first digit to support the giver head underneath the chin.
Use your lips & tongue to give your partner the time of her life.
Place hands together as if you are going to pray.
Interlock the 4th & 5th digit of both hands.
Insert the 3rd or middle digit into the receiver’s vagina.
Spread the labia or vaginal lips with the second digit to allow access to the clitoris.
Use the thumbs or first digit to support the giver head underneath the chin.
Use your lips & tongue to give your partner the time of her life.
Originally mention in the 1986 - 1992 NBC TV show LA LAW as, "That was the Venus Fly Trap, it's Never failed me yet", referring to a scene which the viewer was led to believe that oral sex was being preformed much to the joy of actress Susan Dey. Don’t ask who the actor who played opposite of her was, or the name of the episode, as I don’t know. It was then discussed in the Forum articles of Playboy magazine. Which is where I learned the technique, much to the delight of more than one woman.
by flingwings July 22, 2008
Get the Venus Fly Trap mug.Putting your bare ass right in front of a sleeping friend then having another friend smack them and shove there face right into your ass (nose in the hole). Then you rip a huge smelly fart and/or shit while their nose is in your asshole.
If you have a big ass you could fill the victims air passages with noxious ass gass, causing them to pass out.
Extra Thrill: Do this while the victim is under covers to get a dutch oven effect!
If you have a big ass you could fill the victims air passages with noxious ass gass, causing them to pass out.
Extra Thrill: Do this while the victim is under covers to get a dutch oven effect!
That venus nosetrap we pulled last night was awesome! I think he's still passed out with shit up his nose!
by BestTricks August 9, 2009
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1. A Person of hope and prosperity. They give whom or what any pride/ and or dignity to keep them standing straight.
2. A Guardian that keeps everyone and everything safe for for peace and to keep his/her home safe from harm.
3. A Being who keeps fighting for what is right, to make sure what is good stays right, and keeps bad from disortion or corruption.
1. A Person of hope and prosperity. They give whom or what any pride/ and or dignity to keep them standing straight.
2. A Guardian that keeps everyone and everything safe for for peace and to keep his/her home safe from harm.
3. A Being who keeps fighting for what is right, to make sure what is good stays right, and keeps bad from disortion or corruption.
by Venio March 7, 2018
Get the Venium mug.Las Venturas is the 3rd city you visit in GTA : San Andreas (2004) and is based on the city of Las Vegas, Nevada. The dry city isn't as lifeless as the rest of the desert, being filled with bright lights, giant casinos, fast cars, drunken millionaires, and the occasional hippy.
"Hey man, what do you think about Las Venturas in GTA?"
"Dude, you can't turn a corner without seeing like ten supercars!"
"Dude, you can't turn a corner without seeing like ten supercars!"
by owenmayo July 18, 2016
Get the Las Venturas mug.A sex act. Has a variety of definitions depending on your region in the States, but it's generally associated with male homosexual sex. The term originated in the 80s, possibly started by "Horace Gentlemen" out of Provincetown, Massachusetts. Whenever The Rusty Venture is brought up in conversation, they almost always argue about what exactly it is.
Depending on who you ask and in what region of the States, a Rusty Venture is:
1) taking your finger and running it around a guy's asshole while you jerk the guy off and he's uncircumcised
2) where two men 69 and they fill each others mouths with seamen, then turn over and blow splooge into each other's assholes (not to be confused with a Snake Venom)
3) where you take a SCUBA snorkel and put your dick in the mouthpiece, then snake the other end up into your ass, then jerk off until you manage to ejaculate into your own ass (not to be confused with a Double Frogman)
4) when you jerk a guy off, clench his semen in your fist, shove your hand into his ass, open your fist, and whatever you come out with, rub it on his ass cheeks
5) conversely, a straight sex position that involves a "Rusty" part and a "Venture part. The Rusty part is where a man takes a girl out for a huge dinner, but then not let her go to the bathroom. Then he has anal sex with her, she she shits on his dick. He pulls out and ejaculates on her back. The "Venture" part is where he eats that mess off her back without using his hands.
6) when two people fill a tub with questionable content (syrup, shit, etc), have lots of sex in said tub, then eat the content of the tub with turkey basters
7) a handjob in which the dick in question is covered in shit
8) when a man masturbates so much that his dick gets all red and sore
1) taking your finger and running it around a guy's asshole while you jerk the guy off and he's uncircumcised
2) where two men 69 and they fill each others mouths with seamen, then turn over and blow splooge into each other's assholes (not to be confused with a Snake Venom)
3) where you take a SCUBA snorkel and put your dick in the mouthpiece, then snake the other end up into your ass, then jerk off until you manage to ejaculate into your own ass (not to be confused with a Double Frogman)
4) when you jerk a guy off, clench his semen in your fist, shove your hand into his ass, open your fist, and whatever you come out with, rub it on his ass cheeks
5) conversely, a straight sex position that involves a "Rusty" part and a "Venture part. The Rusty part is where a man takes a girl out for a huge dinner, but then not let her go to the bathroom. Then he has anal sex with her, she she shits on his dick. He pulls out and ejaculates on her back. The "Venture" part is where he eats that mess off her back without using his hands.
6) when two people fill a tub with questionable content (syrup, shit, etc), have lots of sex in said tub, then eat the content of the tub with turkey basters
7) a handjob in which the dick in question is covered in shit
8) when a man masturbates so much that his dick gets all red and sore
by Al The Alchemist November 24, 2010
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