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Vegan

A gay person who thinks eating leaves and grass is delicious. Who eats grass? WTF is wrong with vegans?
Tommy is being such a vegan.
Shut up you stupid vegan.
Vegans are gay
by Aiden Sherman boiy May 25, 2019
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Vegan

Someone on a diet, but loud about it.
Husband: Oh my God, what happened to the kids?!

Husband: I don't know, they just started bleeding everywhere! Oh, did I mention that I'm vegan?
by Uncle Buttmunch June 13, 2018
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Vegan

Guy: Hey look at the that girl over there!

Other guy: Oh that's Autum, She's a vegan...

Guy: Oh. nevermind don't care.
by Don't Care. August 27, 2018
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Vegan

by Fuck Vegans January 8, 2019
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Vegan

Someone who needs to state it before they say anything else. They usually don't eat meat (IK Fucking Crazy) and usually are obsessed with animals (Not always). Usually have an IQ of 2-7
(Steps into room) IM A FUCKING VEGAN.
by Not_A_FUCKING_VEGAN March 6, 2019
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Vegan

A cunt who won't shut up about being vegan
Vegan cunt : Hi I'm vegan
Every normal person : I don't care you cunt
by Xszd November 23, 2019
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Vegan

When the human being decides not to eat meat forever
You do know because you're vegan doesn't make you special
by Mike Sanchez67 December 12, 2018
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