A gay person who thinks eating leaves and grass is delicious. Who eats grass? WTF is wrong with vegans?
by Aiden Sherman boiy May 25, 2019

Husband: Oh my God, what happened to the kids?!
Husband: I don't know, they just started bleeding everywhere! Oh, did I mention that I'm vegan?
Husband: I don't know, they just started bleeding everywhere! Oh, did I mention that I'm vegan?
by Uncle Buttmunch June 13, 2018

Guy: Hey look at the that girl over there!
Other guy: Oh that's Autum, She's a vegan...
Guy: Oh. nevermind don't care.
Other guy: Oh that's Autum, She's a vegan...
Guy: Oh. nevermind don't care.
by Don't Care. August 27, 2018

Someone who needs to state it before they say anything else. They usually don't eat meat (IK Fucking Crazy) and usually are obsessed with animals (Not always). Usually have an IQ of 2-7
by Not_A_FUCKING_VEGAN March 6, 2019

A cunt who won't shut up about being vegan
by Xszd November 23, 2019

You do know because you're vegan doesn't make you special
by Mike Sanchez67 December 12, 2018
