Val

A person who is one of if not the best person you have ever met who everyone loves dearly

I love you so much you are such a Val

by Pepsi Creature November 22, 2025

master val. Lord of art and maps

Master val is of a man who struggled for Years to get his masters but upon being pushed back and haveing every conceivable roadblock. He prevailed and obtained his master's. Becoming known as Master Val. Lord of art and maps. Its a fitting tital

Person A. Woah who is that over there !

Person B. Thats Master Val. LORD of art and maps

Person A. Woah really?!?

Person B. He is a chad of the maps

by Ivys number #1 fan July 27, 2024

val's cousin

the coolest most awesomest discordian to ever exist in the world. stayed in a vc for 94 days for grail juice wrld song "no hands" and was a top 50 trovian before his untimely ban.

wow i love val's cousin

by xignotic April 14, 2025

Val Johnston

A famous women known for her kinky actions throughout Ireland. Able to pull things such as plastic lightsabers and 20 inch dildos out of her vagina and rectum.

Did you she Val Johnstons show the other day?
Yeah she pulled a whole dildo out of herself!

by Pssyeatersigmadaddy96 May 15, 2025

Val Kilmer

When you write a screenplay so good it blinds your eyes for a second.

This guy wrote a screenplay so good, it's a Val Kilmer.

by Kmanisles May 21, 2025

Val haze

When you wake up after taking a Valium and you immediately need caffeine.

Bro I ate so much last night. Then I woke up at 12pm. I need a coffee to get me out of this Val haze.

by Powskipoo October 7, 2023

Val gal

A person with herpes who takes Valacyclovir aka Valtrex (: an antiviral drug that can be used to suppress herpes sore/ blisters)

I’m just a Val gal lookin’ for love~

by surewhynot July 20, 2023