Couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall 

Australian descriptive metaphor.

The person in question is of such incompetence or stupidity they indeed couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall. Commonly used to refer to a dim workmate or acquaintance.

The choko (also known as a cheyote or chouchou, among others) being an extremely hardy vine fruit that, left to its own devices, will grow up virtually any surface.

The paperwork's wrong again! Honestly, that moron couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall!

Couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall by TrajeAUS_ January 16, 2011

two on the vine 

two sets of testicles, 4 nuts in total

"Let me lay it on the line, he had two on the vine"

two on the vine by Frank Lathers October 13, 2006

The Vine 

Nickname for Irvine, a city in Orange County, California. Irvine is east of Newport Beach, and was voted America's safest city. Most of the homes in Irvine are maintaned by The Homeowners Association.

Irvine is divided up into small townships/villages. The most popular ones are:

Woodbridge
Westpark
Northwood
University Hills
The Village at El Camino Real
Deerfield
Parkwest
Woodbury
Woodbury East
Portola Springs

guy: where do you live?
girl: the vine.
guy: what?

The Vine by Andrew E. C. April 1, 2007

Battery Vine 

"Battery Vine" is a short video of a man screaming at poor batteries.

"Battery Vine" goes like this:

AA: AAAH
AAA: AAAAH
AAAA: AAAAAAAAAAAAH

Battery Vine by Memey God September 13, 2018

grape vine 

friends or aquaintences you hear gossip from

i heard from the grape vine you've been talking shit.

grape vine by k-pog August 21, 2004

do it for the vine 

An excuse or way to convince your lesser intelligent friend to do something retarded.

Joker: Dude the camera's on you jumping or what?
Dumbass1: No this is weird bro im scared
Joker: do it for the vine
Dumbass1:o ye! it all makes sense now--*breaks legs*
Joker:sick!!!!!! bro you good
Dumbass1: did you get it*inpain*
Joker: ye lemme show you, o shit it was recording my face
Dumbass1: man fuck you

do it for the vine by proinvestor October 27, 2015

Vineyard Vine

a clothing line that takes the preppy cliche to another level. It's literally suggesting that your a preppy county yacht club kid. People only buy them when they go to college so that people think they have money. It's sending a wrong message and it's a way of bragging that you are rich or trying to show that your rich.

Person A:Oh your wearing a vineyard vine shirt? Let me guess, daddy Is a stock broker and mommy is an anesthesiologist?
Person B: nope dads a brain sergon and mom is a civil engineer. What about you? your wearing vineyard vine too what do your parents do?
Person A: well....... My mom is the CEO of Bear sterns and my dad is the wolf of wallstreet

Person A: your a lier, take off the vineyard vines. Your one of those kids who bought them to fit in while in college

Vineyard Vine by Gerrygggggggg April 3, 2015