vertical gymnastics

Vertical gymnastics is the obscure way to describe pole dancing without sounding like a complete ho/stripper. Popular with professionals and prudes, it allows vertical gymnasts a way to describe their "sport" without being judged (ho/stripper) and is approved as a safe for work term.
Vertical gymnastics is a popular emerging sport all around the world.

"Sorry I can't come out tonight, I have my vertical gymnastics class"
"I really need to build my upper body strength for my vertical gymnastics classes"
"Vertical gymnastics is really helping me with my self confidence"

by shazkony January 14, 2014

Vertically Thick

When someone is very tall, very skinny, and has a nice body.

Person 1: “Hey have you seen Karl today?” Person 2:“No I have not, who is Karl?”

Person 1: “He is a vertically thick guy from Denmark that plays soccer”.

by buttholecum09 February 16, 2019

Ventism

If you’re a Venti you probably are into dragons and can be a complete waste of time. However in the end everybody still thinks your a girl

“Hey did you hear what religion the new kid is?”
“What religion?”
“Ventism”
“Yikes”

by rengokusflaminhotcheetos November 1, 2020

ventithebardscvm

A TikTok account
He is sexy, cute, attractive, handsome, cute, flabbergasting, prodigious, stupefying, breathtaking, eye-opening.
I recommend subscribing

"Ventithebardscvm is so hot omg pls be mine" - Person
"Noobie" - Person

by Unsilgn February 25, 2022

Clay venti

A noun for coolest awesomest figure made of clay

He goes on countless cool adventures

"Hey have you seen clay venti"
"Yeah he's the coolest"

by Justlovelykiyoko May 21, 2022

ur grandma looks hot on a ventilator

you see it’s facts ur grandma looks extra hot on that ventilator but yk what’s hotter ur grandpa in a speedo

you-“is ur grandma hot?”
idk-“no do you think she looks hot or something?”
you-“ur grandma looks hot on a ventilator but yk what’s hotter ur grandpa in a speedo”

by Marshila from 9/11 December 8, 2021

Vertical

To be Vertical is to be in a higher state of being, often induced through mind altering chemicals. Most common of these chemicals, for those who often get Vertical is Marijuana.

I am Vertical

by Filthy Phil Kessly Snipes October 23, 2010