Vertically Thick

When someone is very tall, very skinny, and has a nice body.

Person 1: “Hey have you seen Karl today?” Person 2:“No I have not, who is Karl?”

Person 1: “He is a vertically thick guy from Denmark that plays soccer”.

by buttholecum09 February 16, 2019

Verbyla

A man with a girthy dick who probably kills bears for a living.

woah! That dudes dick is so wide… he must be a Verbyla!

by Simfrisity April 5, 2022

retro-vert

When someone reverts to a retro state, say as a high schooler in the 1980's.

My Dad is such a retro-vert, after coming home from his high school reunion he was sporting a mullet and dancing to "The Breakfast Club" soundtrack!

by sjacobs April 23, 2008

Jill Vertes

A mother from the show Dance Moms who only cares about Kendall (her daughter).

Jill Vertes: My little Kendall-

by magnoliaxmama November 24, 2020

Vertical

To be Vertical is to be in a higher state of being, often induced through mind altering chemicals. Most common of these chemicals, for those who often get Vertical is Marijuana.

I am Vertical

by Filthy Phil Kessly Snipes October 23, 2010

Lil Uzzy Vert

A rapper who always shows off himself with weird emo decorations and is known for the song Uzzy (or you can spell it Ussy however you want), or Pussy without the P.

Ben: I just stumbled upon a DikTok video about someone dancing to a song where the vocals said Ussy.
Gregory: Did you listen to Uzzy by Lil Uzzy Vert?
Ben: Yeah.
Gregory: 😅

by gregben July 6, 2021

vertical smile

A creative term for vagina or pussy.

I'd walk a mile for a vertical smile.

by E. Normus Johnson February 11, 2003