A "porquitchona".
by TheBigBald July 14, 2018
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Drinks fireball because it's the "cool thing" to do. Badass chicks drinks whiskey.
Dreams of getting married on December 29th even though she bitches about the cold.
Will one day realize that Jeff & Vince are God's amongst men.
Drinks fireball because it's the "cool thing" to do. Badass chicks drinks whiskey.
Dreams of getting married on December 29th even though she bitches about the cold.
Will one day realize that Jeff & Vince are God's amongst men.
Vanessa: Hey, let's go to Starbucks and wear leggings with Uggs!
Whitney: OMG YES. We are so basic!
Vanessa: Take a picture! Hashtag yay us, basic white girls, Starbucks, bye, like, what
Whitney: OMG YES. We are so basic!
Vanessa: Take a picture! Hashtag yay us, basic white girls, Starbucks, bye, like, what
by Monica2.0 October 7, 2017
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by Md5774587 October 22, 2018
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Usually when she is tired she gets horny
She is taken for granted
She is not like other girls
Usually when she is tired she gets horny
She is taken for granted
She is not like other girls
by KaizB November 9, 2018
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by Xoxogossipgirl2019 December 31, 2018
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by V.san5 September 23, 2018
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Vanessa's tend to marry someone who has been in their past.
Vanessa's tend to marry someone who has been in their past.
Boy 1: Hey yo remember Vanessa from a few years ago
Boy 2; THE ONE THAT YOU HAD A NASTY BREAKUP
BOY 3: Yea, I just proposed to her,
Boy 2; THE ONE THAT YOU HAD A NASTY BREAKUP
BOY 3: Yea, I just proposed to her,
by TheTruth5000 October 7, 2018
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