1. A day to get gifts from your bae
BUT MORE OFTEN...
2. A torturous day where you get to watch couples cuddle and you're just that person sitting on a bench trying not to throw up.
BUT MORE OFTEN...
2. A torturous day where you get to watch couples cuddle and you're just that person sitting on a bench trying not to throw up.
Today is Valentine's Day :(.
by itscassieeeeeee February 13, 2018
A day for sex and to show love and affection to there man or woman
no money is needed for this day only a plus this day is to spend time together.
no money is needed for this day only a plus this day is to spend time together.
by Tommy Wilson February 03, 2022
by optimistic March 05, 2009
A day that is typically associated with romance, love, and affection, despite the fact that a saint named Valentine died on this day.
Also a day where people living the single life draw more attention to themselves, because they're "all alone and have nobody to spend the day with."
No offense to loners, guys. I'm single and ready to eat Pringles.
Also a day where people living the single life draw more attention to themselves, because they're "all alone and have nobody to spend the day with."
No offense to loners, guys. I'm single and ready to eat Pringles.
by oh dear, I'm nothing to you. November 10, 2017
A day when You literally jack off 47 times non stop and your dick falls down because you are so fucking lonely.
Ugly ass girl: you wanna be my valentine? It’s Valentine’s Day
Me: lmao no go back to sucking donkey dick
Me: lmao no go back to sucking donkey dick
by Dat_Boi33 February 14, 2018
A day when you try to pretend like you don't like your girlfriend so you don't have to buy her shit. One of the three days to be single. The other two being Christmas and Her Birthday.
by Derek Gene February 14, 2009
A day when you get to show your significant other, be that wife/gf or husband/bf, how much you care for them. You of course show them this every day, but Valentine's Day is a day to really step up to the plate and show the person you truly care for them.
Also a day when single people get very jealous because they have no one to spend the day with and see no point in it. I'd be willing to bet money that if they were in a relationship they'd see why the day is special.
Also a day when single people get very jealous because they have no one to spend the day with and see no point in it. I'd be willing to bet money that if they were in a relationship they'd see why the day is special.
True Story
Me: "I surprised my girlfriend this year by covering her eyes and then showing her to the kitchen where I had strawberries and chocolate laid out on the table. We then proceeded to make chocolate covered strawberries, because she loves them, and then fed eachother them. We won't go into detail about what happened afterwards."
My Buddy(single): "That's stupid. What's so special about Valentine's Day anyway?"
Me: "You're only saying that cause you aren't dating anyone."
Buddy: "Shut up man." (Proceeds to walk away)
Me: "I surprised my girlfriend this year by covering her eyes and then showing her to the kitchen where I had strawberries and chocolate laid out on the table. We then proceeded to make chocolate covered strawberries, because she loves them, and then fed eachother them. We won't go into detail about what happened afterwards."
My Buddy(single): "That's stupid. What's so special about Valentine's Day anyway?"
Me: "You're only saying that cause you aren't dating anyone."
Buddy: "Shut up man." (Proceeds to walk away)
by IneedAnameFoo February 17, 2006