Urban Dictionary

A site where 90% of the definitions have a tag or comment about sex.

Quote from iPad

"Apple's revolutionary new sanitary napkin device for females. The iPad senses when it's that time of the month and automatically sends a message to a pre-programmed phone number, letting your man know that he's not getting sex tonight. Sensors tuned in to your brainwaves can accurately forecast your mood up to 12 hours in advance, automatically queueing up The Notebook in your Netflix video on demand while simultaneously ordering chocolate to be delivered to your front door.

Forget tampons. Try the iPad today!
Andre: ...it was seriously the biggest fish I have ever caught dude - hang on I got a text. Oh fuck.

Tim: What's going on today?

Andre: I just got a message from my wife's iPad. It's forecasting her mood as "Nazi bitch".

Tim: Dude, I would not want to be you.

Andre: Yeah, can I spend the night on your couch?"

Why do most definitions on Urban dictionary involve sex

by Brandon:P July 5, 2012

Urban Dictionary

A great site to look up Internet slang. However, the editors are idiots that hardly ever publish anything anyone sends them.
And yes, I know this will not get published.

Girl: I sent a definition to Urban Dictionary.
Guy: Cool, but the stupid editors will never publish it.

by EmeraldCat September 4, 2013

Urban Dictionary

The place to go to learn how to mizz spell just about everything.

yuo cin larn to spill reall gud at urbin dickshunary!

Doood, kewl! Ima go to urban dictionary nao!

by Urban dickshunist October 17, 2008

Urban Dictionary

A dictionary where you post funny and cringe stuff

Urban Dictionary is a crowdsourced online English language dictionary for slang slang words and phrases, operating under the motto "Define Your World.” —from Wikipedia

by beluga the suzzi cat November 13, 2022

urban dictionary

a cool place where you can write the stpuidest stuff and it still gets published.

f1: let's look on urban dictionary
f2: yesssss
f3: but randoms write the definitions on there

f2: and??

by tiktokerbish November 4, 2019

Urban Dictionary

A place that was supposed to be a dictionary site but has been sullied by retarded preadolescent assholes.

*Goes on Urban Dictionary to find definition of a word*
Definition: Two goblins f**king ur moms p**sy
*Puts gun to head*

by BruhTwoPointO June 16, 2021

Urban Dictionary

A internet site where you can make and post your own definitions, then for some reason they get rejected.

Person 1: "Hey have you seen the Urban Dictionary?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I always get rejected."

by Idiot801 November 9, 2016