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"Apple's revolutionary new sanitary napkin device for females. The iPad senses when it's that time of the month and automatically sends a message to a pre-programmed phone number, letting your man know that he's not getting sex tonight. Sensors tuned in to your brainwaves can accurately forecast your mood up to 12 hours in advance, automatically queueing up The Notebook in your Netflix video on demand while simultaneously ordering chocolate to be delivered to your front door.
Forget tampons. Try the iPad today!
Andre: ...it was seriously the biggest fish I have ever caught dude - hang on I got a text. Oh fuck.
Tim: What's going on today?
Andre: I just got a message from my wife's iPad. It's forecasting her mood as "Nazi bitch".
Tim: Dude, I would not want to be you.
Andre: Yeah, can I spend the night on your couch?"
Why do most definitions on Urban dictionary involve sex
"Apple's revolutionary new sanitary napkin device for females. The iPad senses when it's that time of the month and automatically sends a message to a pre-programmed phone number, letting your man know that he's not getting sex tonight. Sensors tuned in to your brainwaves can accurately forecast your mood up to 12 hours in advance, automatically queueing up The Notebook in your Netflix video on demand while simultaneously ordering chocolate to be delivered to your front door.
Forget tampons. Try the iPad today!
Andre: ...it was seriously the biggest fish I have ever caught dude - hang on I got a text. Oh fuck.
Tim: What's going on today?
Andre: I just got a message from my wife's iPad. It's forecasting her mood as "Nazi bitch".
Tim: Dude, I would not want to be you.
Andre: Yeah, can I spend the night on your couch?"
Why do most definitions on Urban dictionary involve sex
by Brandon:P July 5, 2012
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. A great site to look up Internet slang. However, the editors are idiots that hardly ever publish anything anyone sends them.
And yes, I know this will not get published.
And yes, I know this will not get published.
Girl: I sent a definition to Urban Dictionary.
Guy: Cool, but the stupid editors will never publish it.
Guy: Cool, but the stupid editors will never publish it.
by EmeraldCat September 4, 2013
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Get the Urban Dictionarymug. by Pubo December 7, 2016
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. A place were you go when ur bored mainly to create definitions like me now or you want to look at sexual references like cookie lmao
by BoredTags January 22, 2019
Get the Urban dictionarymug. A website created by people who can basically define or create any word imaginable with the most ridiculous and obscure definitions. (Words created and defined by the dumb, for the dumb.)
by MYMANTYRONE January 6, 2020
Get the Urban Dictionarymug.