Twitter

something people are addicted to, because they have no life

Person 1: hey do you use Twitter
Person 2: no, because i got a life bitch

by smertieboi 2.0 February 22, 2019

Twitter

A place that people don't take fucking jokes

A Retard: i'm gonna cancel someone for an edgy joke on Twitter

by Joe the 2nd 3rd and the 4th January 10, 2021

twitterant

A rant on twitter, usually stretching out over multiple tweets and often branching into pissing matches with people who reply.

Jake went on a twitterant after reading that racist asshole's website.

by mat_catastrophe January 8, 2013

Twitter

The spot between the twat and the shitter.

I slipped out and hit her in the twitter!

I was wasted and had permission to enter her shitter and nailed her in the twitter.

by Cheetosfingers June 4, 2018

Twitter

mental damage and hurt or retardation

almost everyone on twitter has a mental problem

by Pul-to March 18, 2022

Twitter

a place for gay people, stans (or both) to be offended at literally anything in existance

Jesus christ Twitter makes me want to kill myself

by bitzel April 4, 2021

twitter

the spot between the twat and the shitter

When my penis fell out I rammed her in the twitter and bent it in half.

by flesheater666 November 6, 2010