U-Twit

Someone who keeps submitting the same definition repeatedly to Urban Dictionary hoping to get published. Often a personal slam on someone they do not like, or a disgusting made-up sex act. Illiterate U-Twits, or IUTs, cannot even spell most of the words correctly when they bag on someone or make up a violent sexual act.

Jeff is such a U-Twit, he keeps posting on Urban Dictionary that Jane Smith is a totally skanky ho from who has gotten a (insert gross sex act) from every guy in school.

by ~Meg~ May 28, 2007

nit twit

A person who attempts to tweet but is too dumb to use or understand Twitter

John keeps f-ing up his tweets. What a nit twit.

by mmowry April 28, 2008

jehovah's twitness

a door darkener who wants to spread the dubious good news about Jehovah, but doesn't have enough mental processing power to sustain an argument about it.

I just had a jehovah's twitness at the door - he was thick as pig shit and twice as smelly so I slammed the door on him.

by mockschmock December 12, 2006

Dixie Twit

Self destructive behavior of a band through making badly timed idiotic political statements on stage. Dixie Chicks.

Bruce Springston pulled another dixie twit last night at the concert.

by Nona Yo Bidness August 12, 2006

Fuck Twit

Some one who continuously sends useless or meaningless information via Twitter. (Derived from the term Fuck Wit)

He's such a fuck twit. I didn't really need to get a tweet saying he was having a shit!

by Q E Cat January 31, 2011

twit-twat

A twit-twat is someone who insists on using his or her smartphone or any Internet device to look up information on whatever is being discussed, no matter how trivial or casual the subject matter is.

The word can also be used as a verb, such as when someone posts meaningless and trivial information online and insists on telling someone about it.

As a noun

Person 1: Do you remember who the lead singer of Enigma is?
Person 2: Hang on, let me check Wikipedia.
Person 1: You're such a twit-twat.

As a verb

Person 1: Did you guys check out that awesome commercial I just twit-twatted on Facebook?
Person 2: *sigh*

by DBReed February 17, 2010

twit sex

To have sexual relations with a twit. A person who is unknowledgeable of everything.

"Hey hunnie want to fuck me?" Sexy Female1
"DUHH WHAT?!" twit
"oooo I like you, this will be some fun twit sex ill be having". Sexy Female1

by Cater June 25, 2006