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TWATTED

When you are working with a customer for a really long time and trying to get them to buy something, you are on the verge of a sale and they dip out without purchasing anything. They usually give a lame excuse like "my husband will kill me" "I need to talk to my husband" "I left my wallet at home" "what time do you close?" "I'm going to think about it and then I'll come back" "I have kids in college." The worst TWATS are ones where they already say they are going to buy and then they get scared or the husband comes in and says "NO!" These people don't care that they wasted your time for hours, which prevents you from working with other customers. All they had to say from the get-go is "i'm a cheap bastard and i'm not going to buy anything" but they are to embarassed and just want to waste your time.
"I was working with that bitch for one hour and her husband came in and TWATTED me in less than a second.
by mm...hmmm August 19, 2011
mugGet the TWATTEDmug.

Twat

To post 140 character updates on Twitter.
I was twatting about the party I went to last night.
by Prohibit October 17, 2009
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twatted

guy 1: hey is Christina still alive?
guy 2: yea, she just twatted 10 mins ago
by good2know January 20, 2013
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twat

The kind of person who writes definitions of people's names on this website
I Am A TWAT
by twatty09 January 6, 2009
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twat

A (self)recursive (or self-referencing) backronym (an acronym created for a word that wasn’t originally an acronym) meaning “That Worthless-Ass Twat”.
Someone: Fuck, that twat is annoying!
Someone Else: What’s that mean, the word twat?
Someone: It stands for “That Worthless-Ass Twat.
Someone Else: Oh, okay! Wait. What’s the last word in the definition mean?
Someone: It, too, stands for “That Worthless-Ass Twat”.
Someone Else: So it’s an acronym whose meaning refers back to itself, correct?
Someone: Correct!
Someone Else: Word! Thank you!
Someone: You’re welcome!
by sidelander November 28, 2019
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twat

1. Derived from England, referring to the genitalia of a woman.

2. Used to refer to a person who is stupid; similar to fucktard
1. Close your legs, I can see your twat!

2. Did you seriously just misspell "urban"? God, you are such a twat.
by livingdictionary October 26, 2014
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twats that

a term used by young males when they see a fine looking member of the opposite sex.
Bobby hung at the window and shouted "twats that" as he and his mates were lapping in town.
by tancredi fin August 1, 2008
mugGet the twats thatmug.

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