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Blue Tulip

A prolapsed butthole. Usually caused by rigorous anal sex with little to no lubrication.
Judd raw pounded my asshole so hard last night I woke up with a Blue Tulip hanging out of my ass.
by Jontssss October 14, 2022
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stand her up like a tulip

To give a woman cunnilingus while she is standing up with legs spread and you are kneeling down before her
She enjoys all types of cunnilingus, but her favorite is when you stand her up like a tulip
by Maximilian Twist April 5, 2015
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tulips

All my lesbian friends' favorite flower!
Julie: I would love to plant my tulips in that garden!!
by Words R. Fun June 18, 2008
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tundra tulips

Is an empty, leaking ,or waste-filled 55-gallon oil drum left out on the tundra. They are often designated on maps as "archeological sites" to avoid the Federal Government making you clean them up.
"Our line passed right through an archeological site, and when we got there, It was nothing but a bunch of d*** drums! Tundra Tulips, Don't touch 'em."
by PolarBear59 June 23, 2007
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Dirty Tulips

When a man's girlfriend or wife deficates and wipes from back to front, the boyfriend or husband then proceeds to go down and eat her vaghole clean. The opposite is when a man deficates, wipes from back to front over his scrotum...this is refered to as a "Glazed Coin purse".
i suggested something different for the ol'lady's birthday this year...i told her i wanna get her dirty tulips!
tulips two lips tainted flower foul flower reverse wipe glazed coin purse-there has been a revision
by Dirty Gardener July 28, 2010
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tullio

To forgo dancing at a club, and to instead just drink at the bar while attempting to flirt with the cuties.
Jane: Why isn't John dancing? Dick: He's pulling a Tullio at the bar.
by t0dax July 28, 2011
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pink tulip

When you are pulling your cock out of an asshole, the inner skin of the hole pops out, looking like a pink tulip.
Joe - Dude last night I was fuckin' mary in the ass, and when i pulled out, the inside of her ass popped out!

Zack - Dude, you gave her a pink tulip haha.
by crapbag024 March 13, 2009
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