Turtled

To have a head put in your vagina and worn like a human hat

Did you hear that girl got turtled?

by iSnIPeEZz August 24, 2021

Ninja Turtled

Having sex while wearing your partner like a backpack, thereby resembling the shell of a turtle. Often performed with people who have ninja turtle names, and are little bitches who can be carried around like a baby.

Raph got so Ninja Turtled last night when I used a strap on to fuck him in the ass while he wore me like a back pack.

by Masterb8er3000 January 7, 2022

TurtleDove

When someone is so breathtaking, you can only describe them by comparing them to an imaginary creature.

"She was absolutely gorgeous, it was like she had the form of a turtledove"

by LibraLebron_3X April 30, 2016

Turtleduck

It’s when u have that little soft spot for someone a tiny one but don’t know how to express it so saying turtleduck will do the job for ya

My turtleduck

by Turtleduck April 13, 2021

turtled

the act of being followed by someone.

turtle followed them to chipotle during lunch today.

ahh man i just got turtled

by pickles32 December 12, 2009

turtled

To have a shit come half way out but then use your booty to push it back in.

"Fuck man, My shit is coming ou- oh wait it turtled."

by FluffyIsMyNameM8 October 27, 2017

TurtleDick

The inverted crawl of the male genitalia much like when a Turtle hides his head in his shell. This happens when you spot a woman that once was hot enough that you would have had sexual relations. Now she is such a fright with an additional 40lbs and an extra set of breasts on her back. Just the thought of her makes your penis crawl back into your groin.

Oh my God did you see her? She is such a mess, Just thinking about her gives me TurtleDick. What Happened to her?

by Father Murphy January 14, 2008