A Turk

Masterbating to online pictures of new HP computers while choking yourself with a USB cable to get the full nysx effect.*
*Note. You must be watching re-runs of baseball tonight in order for it to be truly called a Turk.

Dude, last night I just couldn't control myself after the Braves beat the Dodgers. I had to give myself a Turk.

by Dr. Apo April 15, 2008

durk-furk-turk

things to say when bored (or suicidal in gills lesson)

durk-furk-turk (gill talking in background)

by Huge-ess and Mc Dan-dizz March 26, 2009

BIG TURK-FAiCE.

The act of being a turkey face.

"Sut up, BIG TURK-FAiCE."

by Carmen Vanilla Face. October 23, 2007

camp turk

an asshole of a place were only dumbasses go.

tommy my mom is forcing me to go to camp turk!

by peacebuggy123 March 21, 2010

sammy turk

A dick. Thats all there is to him. Hes just a big ole dick.

Hey yo dont go all sammy Turk on me.

by Poopy cocky September 2, 2017

Tyler turk

Tyrone gave him the n word pass so he’s basically black

Tyler Turk fucks with gang

by Dbnakjdjfnrmwn November 24, 2019

appie turk

Turkish/Dutch streamer on twitch tv.

he is gangsta

Turk: "IM GANGSTAAAAAH MF"

Appie turk is a good streamer on twitch.tv!

by NonoDEV December 3, 2021