Telapathy

The ability to sense a person's complete lack of interest, without the need for verbal communication

EXAMPLE 1
ME, ON A DATE: You look bored.
GIRL: That's incredible! How on earth do you DO that?!
ME: Telapathy
GIRL: Just to be clear, I'm still not going to shag you.
ME: Yeah, I figured you probably wouldn't.
GIRL: Wow! It's uncanny...

EXAMPLE 2
DUDE: I sense that the students in this auditorium are bored out of their tiny minds.
PROFESSOR: How could you possibly know that? They haven't spoken a word!
DUDE: Easy! You're in the middle of giving them an economics lecture.
PROFESSOR: :(
ME: I'm only joshing! It's telapathy.
PROFESSOR: Take that pseudo-scientific claptrap elsewhere - it has no place in this Economics classroom.

by pipparts August 23, 2022

Tulip

A kiss.

After she walked him home, she expressed her feelings with a tulip on the cheek. /or/ May I give you a tulip?

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

Tulasi

A hopeless romantic who will probably die lonely. She's funny but being around her gets exhausting after a while. She also looks permanently tired for some reason

Don't look now but Tulasi's coming this way
Oh no, not her again

by Space Girl ✨ March 25, 2023

Tulips

Literally the best flowers like omfg they are so pretty wtf I wanna Mary a tulip

Person1 : I got you some tulips
Person 2: marry me

by cycloneyy April 10, 2023

Leather Tulips

Camel toe

Dude: 'Dude, that chick has major leather tulips going on in those tight pants.'

Dude 2: 'Stop pointing out disgusting girls to me. You're the worst wingman ever.'

by jgrizzlins October 24, 2009

Plump Tulip

When a woman's vagina is swollen from not using enough lube during rough sex; Tulip is an English Oronym for "two lip" or female genitalia in this case.

"Man look at my vagina! You gave me a Plump Tulip! Next time we need to use more lube!"

by Sinful Divinity February 29, 2016

soggy tulip

A group of bear lumbersexual men wearing wooden clogs in a field of tulips as they circle jerk onto a twink dressed as a tulip.

Dutch people love soggy tulips

by Misstastee June 2, 2018