Too Tall Jones Syndrome

When a hypochondriac delusional tall person has a preconceived notion that he or she will die earlier just because of their tall stature.

Danny: Happy Birthday Bob! Why are you so blue?
Bob: Because dude I don't have much more time to live. I have Too Tall Jones Syndrome.
Danny: Wow man sorry to hear that? I thought you was healthy and shit?
Bob: I did a lot of research.. When do you ever see a tall old cat walking around?
Danny: Oh snap! You got a point there.

by Miss Penn February 4, 2010

National throw tall people day

October 22, you can throw anyone over 5’10” with no permission needed

Guy: hey you know what today is?
Girl: why day is it?
Guy: it’s national throw tall people day...
Girl: please don’t

by Iamutterlyalone October 21, 2020

Too Tall

The Coolest Kid around. A Person is given this name when they have reached the heights of 6'7 and Taller. A "Too Tall" is always the center of attention and gets looked at wherever he goes. Because of this, a "Too Tall" must always look his best so that everyone can see how fly that "Too Tall" is, He is extremely popular. "Too Tall" Excels in sports such as, Volleyball, Basketball, and Swimming. Being a "Too Tall" makes you liked by Black kids, even if you are white, however, If you are not able to Dunk, then they WILL beat you up. Too Tall- A generally all-around Bad Ass, and you are lucky if you ever get to befriend one in your life.

How Tall?!? TOO TALL!!!!!

Too Tall, Let me see that Windmill again!

T♂♂ Tall! The Deffinition of Man.

by T♂♂ Tall October 14, 2008

Talley

The girl next door who everyone wants to be friends with because they have a well balanced personality with multiple attributes and is usually attractive , multi-talented and easy going with a high IQ.

That girl is so cool she must be a Talley!

by White Lily February 5, 2010

as yoda is tall

To mean the opposite of something, in a sarcastic way.

Smart Kid: I'm as stupid, as Yoda is tall.
Not Smart Kid: I'm as interested, as Yoda is tall.

by lacedupshoes July 30, 2008

Tall Poppy Syndrome

"If I can't be special, NO ONE CAN!!"

Basically when someone tries to put a moral spin on their jealousy of other people's successes. But in the end, jealousy is ALL that it is. They will claim that someone may be "too good for everyone else" when they just want to bring the successful down to their pathetic level.

"I can't believe that Sandra inherited all that money. Now she thinks she's too good for us."

"Dude... If you're just gonna show off your Tall Poppy Syndrome all day, I'm out of here. I have no time for jealous, self-serving bullshit."

by DK2K1 March 5, 2019

Talladega Superspeedway

biggest,fastest racetrack in the world 2.66 miles long 200+ miles per hour in NASCAR

lets go on down to talladega to see a race

by Will2003 September 18, 2003