Tow Truck

Alright men. Y’all gotta hear it.

We all know a tow truck or you are one.

If you’re called a tow truck, you act like one.

Your a sad member of our species who can only pull girls from the streets.
And you head downtown often, you probably live there.

This can be women too however, but it’s much less common.

‘Baby you’re not a player you’re just a tow truck, im not gonna smash.”
*and then you get left on read*

by Bigolbiddy May 5, 2021

Towing bitches

When you finger a girl with your toes

Last night I was towing bitches back to back with my feet

by 3shadess April 3, 2022

towing the pope

Reaching around and Jerking off from behind solo while wearing a pope hat and holding a crucifix.

I like to towing the pope in the shower so it feels like I’m in the pope mobile behind the bullet proof glass.

by Pope Bend-a-dick December 1, 2017

Tow truck gang

Secondary 3 snow removal students that help in situations such as getting stuck on a snow bank, they sacrifice their time to help others and make their day

Did you hear of the tow truck gang?
Anthony: yes I did they helped me when I was in a hurry to work

by Tow truck gang January 29, 2018

bro tow

To tow your bro in for a snowboard or skateboard trick usaully involves dropping hammers

Hey Alex! Bro tow me in for a hand plant!

by Mrgnar October 9, 2016

that’ll tow the boat

To tow the boat, means to get the job done in a robust and efficient manner.

Marcus: i’m Thinking of buying a Jimny
Tom: Fuck that, buy a Land Cruiser, that’ll tow the boat.

by President of WMSSA September 8, 2021

You wouldn't tow your tractor twice on a Tuesday

South West saying. When you've already done something once and there's no need to do it again

"I'm gonna go ask for her number again"

"Mate come on, you wouldn't tow your tractor twice on a Tuesday"

by Bovlin January 10, 2024